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Arnold Schwarzenegger Didn’t Have An Affair As Such When He Got One Of His Staff Pregnant

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he hadn’t been having an affair with a woman called Gigi? Remember that? Well, while that may be true, he didn’t get around to mentioning that he did put his steroid shrivelled chap inside one of his staff. Better yet is that good ol’ Arnie managed to do it [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Children Mindlessly Grin While Everyone Mutters The Word ‘Affair’

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has turned his back on politics and therefore, the people of America who made him so nauseatingly wealthy, he’s only gone and spat in the open wound by deciding that he doesn’t love his wife anymore. Of course, this leaves Arnie wide open to accusations of being a ghoulish, hateful man. [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Gives Up On America And His Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has stopped playing at being a politician (seriously, what were you thinking California?), he no longer has to pretend that he’s a nice, upstanding bloke. It has taken him a mere 4 months to decide that, not only is he giving up caring about America, but also, his wife. That’s right [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger To Play Withered Droid In New Terminator Movie

by Mof Gimmers

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a man with a surname so long that even he needs to check how you spell it online before signing anything. Of course, he’s also an idiot politician and actor, most famous for his role in the Terminator franchise. And oddly, he’s going to go back to the role following his run [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

El goodo and bado. Folded: Big name celebrities on meth! (check ‘em out!) Conan the Barbarian Special Edition on DVD for £3 (totally worth it for Arnie’s commentary: “How did I get billing over James Earl Jones?”) Those loveable brothel ladies from the W.I (they did have fun with the working girls in Nevada, didn’t [...]

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