Poor old O.J. Simpson. He’ll forever be remember as That Man Who Couldn’t Get A Pair Of Gloves To Fit Him. Oh, we shouldn’t forget that he did that really funny wheelchair skit in the Naked Gun film.

Oh, and there’s that whole murder business. And kidnapping and armed robbery. Oh, and NFL football. Mustn’t forget that.

And now, there’s been mutterings that ol’ O.J. has been beaten to little more than a bloody stain on the floor while in prison. Racially motivated too (some readers may be a different skin colour to Simpson, just in case you were confused). And what’s this? O.J. Simpson finds it all very amusing? What is he? Some kind of pervert who gets off on violence?

Alas, there is something that needs clearing up first. No, it isn’t O.J.’s eyeballs that became dislodged during a particularly brutal prison scrap.

Sadly for the sake of a mocking story, it seems that the tale of Simpson getting his arse handed to him on a plate while in the clink, is completely untrue.

In fact, the story is so far off the mark that, apparently, The Juice (that is one of O.J.’s nicknames, if you didn’t know) nearly pissed himself laughing when he heard about it.

Sources at Lovelock Correctional Center (that sounds nice doesn’t it? Much nicer than the nearby Hatesocket Donkey Punching Unit) in Nevada have noted that Simpson’s supposed bout of pagga were so ridiculous that guards pulled O.J. from his cell just so they could tell him about the rumours.

And Simpson found the whole thing very entertaining, with one guard stating that the former glove botherer “laughed his ass off.”

At the time of press, an official rep for the prison says that there have been “no incidents regarding O.J. in any shape or form.”

When his prison buddies hear of this, they might give him a kicking just to be on the safe side.

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OJ Simpson should be doing all his favourite things today – it might be his last day of freedom forever.

Obviously that won’t happen – OJ Simpson’s favourite things include writing books about murdering people he used to be married to, robbing strangers at gunpoint and making bewildering hidden-camera DVDs, and they all take ages – but it’s his last chance.

Later today, OJ Simpson will be sentenced to anywhere between six years and life for masterminding his calamitous hotel room armed robbery last year. OJ’s lawyers are pleading for leniency – after all, it’s not like he killed his wife or anything, is it?

It’s time to say goodbye to the OJ Simpson we know and love – you know, the one who was held legally responsible for the murder of his ex-wife, and then wrote a book about stabbing her to death – because he’s not going to be around for a while.

Later today OJ Simpson will be swapping a life of leisure, wide open spaces and nobody really making eye contact with him because they think he probably murdered his wife for a new life; a life of mailbag-stitching, claustrophobic spaces and sharing a tiny room with a mentally-challenged seven-foot arsonist who can’t make up his mind whether he wants to stab OJ Simpson with a razorblade attached to a partially-melted toothbrush or habitually sex him up the bum against his will.

Ever since OJ Simpson was found guilty of 12 counts of armed robbery and kidnapping two months ago, following his hopelessly botched attempt to retrieve some memorabilia from a hotel room, this day was always going to be an inevitability.

Today at noon, Las Vegas time, OJ Simpson will be given his jail sentence. The length of his sentence is still a mystery, but observers are currently pitching their guesses between the ‘six-year’ and the ‘until mankind is removed from the planet by a race of superintelligent deathbots’ marks. AP reports:

Simpson attorney Yale Galanter has said his client won’t address the court. Stewart will, said his lawyer, Brent Bryson. “Best-case scenario we’re hoping for is six years. That’s the bottom-end number before being eligible for parole,” Bryson said… Judge Glass, known for giving severe sentences, can ignore or accept a recommendation from the state parole agency calling for at least 18 years.

It doesn’t look good for OJ Simpson, we have to say – given the severity and sheer number of charges he’s been found guilty of, coupled with what some see as a lingering unspoken resentment over his previous murder acquittal, he should probably start preparing for the worst.

OK, not the worst, exactly – the worst would be if he avoided jail and immediately set about making a follow-up to his hidden-camera prank show DVD Juiced – but the second-worst, at least.

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Guess what. That armed robbery of OJ Simpson’s that had several witnesses and audio recordings to back it up – turns out he did it.

By now you’ve probably realised that OJ Simpson has been found guilty on all 12 charges of armed robbery and kidnapping, and that he could face anything up to life in jail for it. However, OJ Simpson now plans to appeal the decision from jail, where he’s being kept away from other prisoners to protect his own safety.

But still, OJ Simpson won’t find himself at a loss for anything to do now that he’s been found guilty on all charges. He can finally write that book he’s always wanted to, for example – the hypothetical If I Didn’t Do It, Here’s How It Didn’t Happen; a breathtaking account of how OJ Simpson was actually doing a spot of Sudoku and thinking about kittens when he was supposed to be holding some men up in a hotel room.

So that’s that, then. The jury in the OJ Simpson has found OJ guilty of all 12 charges. Who knew angry white folk could be so mean? Thanks to the jury’s verdict, OJ Simpson could be looking at life in jail when sentencing rolls around in December.

It’s an epic fall from grace for the man who, just last year, was living the high life only achieved by the select few who dare to write books on how they’d like to stab their already-murdered ex-wife to death if they had the chance. And now he might just spend the rest of his life behind bars.

The lesson from this is clear – if you ever want to burst into a hotel room with a gang of armed men to steal hundreds of sports memorabilia items, try to make sure that nobody’s secretly taping it at the same time. Because ultimately, as the jury pointed out, that’s what did OJ Simpson in. Sportingnews reports:

Jurors who convicted O.J. Simpson of armed robbery and kidnapping said Sunday they did not trust witness testimony in the case, and instead relied on audio and video recordings and other documented evidence to convict him. Jury foreman Paul Connelly said it was perhaps a waste for prosecutors to have given plea deals to several Simpson co-defendants in exchange for their testimony, since the jury did not rely on it.

What? You mean the court could have simply played the audio tape to the jury and they would have reached the same verdict? And we still had to wade through weeks and weeks of watching flabby old hasbeen wiseguys stumble around on the verge of heart attacks? That hardly seems like the most efficient way to go about business, does it?

Anyway, OJ Simpson is said to be ‘melancholy’ at the verdict, and he’s planning to appeal based on several factors including the racial mix of the jury and that some jurors may have believed this conviction was payback for his double murder acquittal five years ago.

That won’t happen for a while, though – appeals can’t be processed until sentencing, which won’t happen until December – so until then, OJ Simpson will have to remain in jail. That won’t be especially fun for OJ, because he’s apparently being kept away from other prisoners for his own safety.

Not because they want to kill him or anything, you understand, but because all the other prisoners are such big fans of OJ Simpson’s hidden camera prank DVD Juiced that they’d be constantly pestering him for an autograph at all hours of the day.

In fact, that’s what saddens us most about this conviction – it means OJ Simpson won’t be able to make any more volumes of Juiced. He could try it in prison, we guess, but having each prank end with the furious victim anally brutalising OJ Simpson in the municipal showers as a horrifically violent revenge act would probably get quite old quite fast.

There are many things OJ Simpson is guilty of – being a bit of a douchebag, maybe, and having an unnatural obsession with his own faecal matter – but when it comes to armed robbery, OJ Simpson is absolutely not guilty.

That's according to OJ Simpson, at least – faced with a stack of felony charges that will see him spend the rest of his life in jail, OJ Simpson decided yesterday at a Las Vegas arraignment that he didn't actually have anything to do with any of it. OJ Simpson has pleaded not guilty to all 12 felony charges against him, on the basis that he only burst in on some unsuspecting sports memorabilia dealers with a gang of men in some sort of amateurish raid operation because they stole his shit and he only wanted his shit back. This argument means that the OJ Simpson trial – set for April – could set all manner of legal precedents for any other future angry shit-based misunderstandings that American citizens may wander into.

April 7 is a significant day for all sorts of reasons – it's the anniversary of the invention of the internet, the invention of LSD, the invention of the World Health Organisation and the French adoption of the metre as a basic measurement of length. Plus it's Jackie Chan's birthday.

But April 7 2008 will be one of the most momentous April 7s in all of history. Not just because all of the above will be combined when Jackie Chan drops acid one metre away from the World Health Organisation headquarters and puts a video of it on YouTube, but because that's when OJ Simpson will start his armed robbery trial.

Yesterday at an arraignment in Las Vegas, OJ Simpson was asked to enter a plea for all the massive list of felony charges that he earnt by apparently raiding a hotel room with gun-wielding men back in September. Those charges against OJ Simpson run through everything from armed robbery to assault to kidnapping and back again, and Simpson is likely to spend the rest of his life in jail if he's found guilty.

Which he won't, by the way, because OJ Simpson told the court that he's completely not guilty. Following the arraignment – where a trial date of April 7 was set – OJ Simpson's lawyer Yale Galanter told reporters:

"Mr. Simpson is glad that the arraignment is over with. He is glad that he doesn't have to come back to Vegas until April."

Not that the intervening time will be spent lazing around writing other hypothetical books about how he did all sorts of immoral and illegal things that he definitely didn't do, though – putting a solid defence together against what seems like an open and shut case is going to take a lot of graft.

Because, as OJ Simpson's preliminary hearing established, most of OJ's goon-gang have decided to testify against him in court in return for lighter sentencing. According to them, OJ Simpson wanted lots of guns for the raid, even though he denied their existence as soon as it was all over. 

Not that all's completely lost for OJ Simpson, though – several of those testifying against him are either furtive pimps, known liars, criminals or oddballs with inexplicable ulterior motives like getting Jack Nicholson to star in the movie of their life. So that'll provide OJ Simpson's defence with at least something to attack.

But that's all for April. And until then, we're all just going to have to wait patiently for the blazing, televised, two-month OJ Simpson trial to begin. Oh, we can't bear going that long without hearing about anyone stealing anyone else's shit. April better come soon or we'll start stealing our own shit. And that's going to be even less pretty than it sounds.

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The world has changed since OJ Simpson last stood trial for anything – back then the internet didn't exist, all food tasted like wood shavings and a knife was the most technologically-advanced weapon you could stab people to death with.

But this time, wow. The judge presiding over OJ Simpson's preliminary hearing has ruled that there is more than enough evidence to put OJ Simpson through a full criminal trial for his part in September's supposed armed robbery in Las Vegas. That means that OJ Simpson will have to adjust to being the centrepiece of a blazingly high-profile trial in the 21st century, with all its trappings. OJ Simpson's trial is set to begin in 2008, when you'll be able to stab someone to death with a remote-controlled nanobot and buy food that tastes like anything up to three different types of wood shavings. Sadly, though, the internet still doesn't exist, which means you're imagining all this and should probably get your brain checked out.

2008 looks set to be a golden age of very serious celebrity court cases. Not only will it see Phil Spector's retrial for murder but it'll also be the home to at least some of OJ Simpson's armed robbery trial, for which he could get life in jail. Maybe the Spector and Simpson trials will even run simultaneously, which would be a rare reprieve for OJ Simpson – after all, if that were the case he'd surely get second-billing to the crazy would-be murdering midget in the lesbian get-up.

But that's all speculation – what's important here is that a Las Vegas judge has inevitably ruled that there's easily enough evidence against OJ Simpson to take his armed robbery case to a full criminal trial – where OJ Simpson will face 12 felony counts that could see him thrown in jail until he dies. The ruling came yesterday at the close of OJ Simpson's preliminary hearing, a hearing that has seen OJ Simpson accused of knowing about the guns brought to the raid, then denying any knowledge of them, by two of his accomplices who chose to testify against OJ in return for a lesser punishment.

Yesterday, before the judge made his ruling, OJ Simpson's lawyer Gabriel Grasso did his best to convince the judge to drop the case, saying:

"There has been no showing by the state that there was anything other than the intent by Mr. Simpson to recover property that he reasonably believed was his own property … this is clearly overcharging … Sunglasses? Hats? Cell phones? Twelve counts over that? What are we doing here?"

Meanwhile, after the decision was made, OJ Simpson spoke to reporters, saying:

"This is what we expected. If I have any disappointment it's that I wish a jury was here. As always, I rely on the jury system."

Don't get too excited about seeing OJ Simpson stand a criminal trial, though – court officials say that the trial is a year away at best. That's good news for OJ Simpson, since his supposed armed robbery has a cast made entirely from almost comically shady characters. Thomas Riccio, the auctioneer who set up the meeting between Simpson and the dealers, is a convicted felon. The auctioneers themselves are, in turn, a convicted stalker and a man so money-obsessed that he wants Jack Nicholson to star as him in the film of his own life. And as for OJ Simpson's treacherous goons, well, one of them might be a pimp.

But OJ Simpson has a year to work his defence out, which is plenty of time to solidly question the motives of everyone else involved in the armed robbery. Prosecutors probably won't have to work as hard, what with that tape of OJ Simpson robbing some men at what sounds like gunpoint and all. Either way, it'll be interesting to see how the trial pans out.

And at least this way OJ Simpson has a full year to try and find the world's most beautiful lesbian wig, since that's apparently so key to getting off celebrity gun-based crimes these days. 

So it's official – OJ Simpson did ask his goons to bring guns to his alleged hotel room armed robbery in Las Vegas. And we know it's official because a man who might occasionally moonlight as a pimp said so.

Yesterday at the preliminary hearing to discover whether there's enough evidence to put OJ Simpson through a full criminal trial for his supposed role as the ringleader of an armed robbery, OJ's goon Walter Alexander testified that Simpson had asked him to "bring some heat" to the raid in case anything went wrong. However, come the full trial OJ Simpson is expected to counter-argue that he wasn't asking Alexander to bring a gun, rather to try and get his hands on an electric blanket or a patio heater or one of those gel-sack hand-warmer things with the metal clickers in them.

Because if there's one thing OJ Simpson hates, it's being slightly chilly. And people who steal his shit. But mainly chilliness, though.

They say that everyone's got a book inside of them, and that's something certainly true of OJ Simpson, although admittedly his book was all about how he'd like to stab his dead wife's own head off with a knife. But if everyone has a book inside of them, does everyone have a ideologically-confused armed robbery in them too? Again, OJ Simpson is living proof that they probably do.

Although so little has been proved that OJ Simpson has had to go to court just to see if enough there's enough evidence of an armed robbery to send him to proper court, all the accounts of his September raid on a pair of sports memorabilia dealers seem to point out that there's probably evidence aplenty, no thanks to his disloyal hired goons.

After several of OJ Simpson's alleged robbery henchmen decided to testify against OJ in return for more lenient sentencing, it looked like OJ Simpson should have listened to the old adage about never working with children or animals or hiring a squadron of armed robbers at a wedding reception. But that was before the goons even got to talk – now they have, things just won't stop stacking up heavily against OJ.

On Friday Charles Cashmore told the court that OJ Simpson kept repeating that he didn't see any guns right after the raid, implying that he was using 'reverse psychology' to try and trick the rest of the posse. And yesterday another one of OJ's goons, Walter Alexander, took to the stand to describe how OJ Simpson asked him to bring a gun to the raid:

"After he asked me if we could watch his back then he kind of leaned forward and he was like 'Hey, you think you can get some heat? Get some heat just in case things go wrong, just in case they may have heat. Can you bring some heat?'"

Of course, we no nothing about Walter Alexander so there's a chance he might have been prepared to testify that OJ Simpson wanted him to bring an armoured unicorn to the raid if it meant that he could shave a couple of years off his prison sentence. Plus, as OJ Simpson's lawyer pointed out in court yesterday, there's a strong chance that Walter Alexander may have been a pimp at one point. And if there's one sector of society you can't trust, it's the pimping sector.

And also, let's not forget that "bring some heat" is a deeply vague statement to make. For all we know, OJ Simpson just wanted Alexander to bring a copy of a weekly British celebrity magazine to the raid in case the raidees had a similar copy which would allow them to recite the ten most shocking examples of celebrity cellulite, something that would terminally compromise the sting operation.

Yes, we're certain that's what OJ Simpson meant. 

The only things standing between OJ Simpson spending the rest of his life in jail for armed robbery and OJ Simpson being set free to skip around in a meadow like a wide-eyed schoolgirl are guns.

And whether or not OJ Simpson knew there were guns during the heist has been the main point in the court case to determine whether or not OJ Simpson should face a full trial for his alleged crime. OJ Simpson, you see, is adamant that he saw none of his goonsquad carrying guns during the hotel-room sports memorabilia raid – but testimonies by the goon who owned the guns, the goon who OJ Simpson asked to carry a gun and the memorabilia dealer who apparently had a gun held to his face seem to go against that. It all sounds a bit far-fetched to us – anyone who's read If I Did It knows that OJ Simpson's weapon of choice is a knife. That's a knife.

OJ Simpson is currently in the middle of a court case that will determine if there's enough evidence for him to face a full criminal trial over his role in September's supposed armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers. If there is enough evidence then OJ Simpson could spend the rest of his life in jail, and if there isn't enough evidence then a large percentage of the world's population will rub its eyes and loudly proclaim "Whaaaaa?" – especially since none of this court case is going OJ Simpson's way.

On Thursday when the trial began, we heard the testimony of Bruce Fromong – the sports memorabilia dealer who claims that one of OJ Simpson's more anatomically-incompetent goons held a gun to his face and threatened to shoot him in the ass – and the case continued on Friday with a testimony from Charles Cashmore.

You may remember Charles Cashmore as one of the OJ Simpson goonsquad members who agreed to testify against OJ Simpson in return for more lenient sentencing – and that's precisely what he did on Friday, insisting that although OJ Simpson knew about the guns, he flat-out denied the presence of guns at the raid almost immediately after it was over. According to Cashmore, OJ Simpson told his henchmen in the getaway car:

"There were no guns, right, gentlemen?… We didn't have any guns. Nobody saw any guns."

This is a claim backed up by Thomas Riccio, the auctioneer who set-up the meeting between OJ Simpson and the memorabilia dealers, and also the man who recorded it. He had claimed that OJ Simpson phoned him up right after the sting, saying:

"He left me a voice mail minutes after it happened saying: 'I'm hearing people are saying there were guns. There were no guns.' I don't know how he knew what any of [us] was saying."

Of course, it could be argued that everyone testifying against OJ Simpson has their own agenda – like Bruce Fromong's desire to have Jack Nicholson play him in a movie of his life or Charles Cashmore's desire to spend less time being shanked in the kidneys by his psychopathic cellmate than he needs to – but that'll all no doubt be assessed when the case continues tomorrow.

As for OJ Simpson, well, we can see his point too. After all, is it really a crime to hire a gang of men from golf clubs and wedding receptions to burst into a hotel room and threaten violence at gunpoint to a pair of sports memorabilia dealers simply because they happen to be in possession of some items that you may have once owned?

Yes. Yes it is. Clearly. 

To the uninitiated, OJ Simpson's current legal woe might seem inordinately complex – he stole some shit from some men, but only because he said the men had stolen shit from him, meaning that OJ Simpson was merely recovering shit.

Oh, it's so confusing that we think we need a lie down. Luckily it's not for us to make sense of OJ Simpson's alleged shit-stealing escapades, because that's for courts and lawyers and judges and whatnot to decide. Which is more or less what's happening now – a hearing began yesterday to decide whether there's enough evidence to take OJ Simpson to trial on all 12 of his charges. And if a trial does go ahead it's expected to be the biggest shit-based trial starring an unconvincingly innocent murder-suspect the world has ever seen.

Probably. It's not like we've researched it or anything.

It's honestly hard to know how OJ Simpson's brain works sometimes – there can't be many people who, after being cleared of murdering their ex-wife and her friend, would think "Maybe the best way to get the public to like me would be to write a book where I graphically detail the murders as if it was me doing them."

Similarly – if the current allegations against OJ Simpson are true – there can't be many people who'd see some sports memorabilia dealers selling things they assume to be under their ownership and, instead of hiring a lawyer to pursue the matter officially, decide to burst into the dealers' hotel room with a gang of armed men screaming about shit like an angry poo-fixated toddler. 

But trying to work out how OJ Simpson's brain works is now the job of a Las Vegas court which – for the duration of yesterday and today – is holding a hearing to decide whether there's enough evidence to take OJ Simpson to a full trial, which could end up with him spending the rest of his life behind bars on 12 charges including kidnap, assault and robbery with a deadly weapon.

And that means that we're getting to see a bigger picture of the alleged armed robbery than ever before. For instance, we now know that the 'meeting' between OJ Simpson and the memorabilia dealers Bruce Fromong and Alfred Beardsley was set up by auctioneer Thomas Riccio, the man who made the infamous "you think you can steal my shit?" recording; that Riccio had informed the FBI of OJ Simpson's plans weeks in advance and that – at one befuddling point – OJ Simpson wanted to make a reality TV show out of the raid.

But the real star testimony yesterday came from Bruce Fromong – a man who freely admits that he wants to write a book about the incident and then turn the book into a movie starring Jack Nicholson as himself – who got to recount the details of the so-called robbery. In court Bruce Fromong claimed that OJ Simpson and his goons burst into the hotel room and stuffed several hundred items of memorabilia into pillowcases – some of which had nothing to do with him at all – while one man held a gun to his face and threatened to shoot him in the 'ass'. Fromong said:

"I wasn't cowering in a corner, but having a gun pointed at me is an uncomfortable feeling."

Today's part of the hearing is expected to be as information-heavy as yesterday's was, and when it's done the judge will be able to decide whether OJ Simpson should be taken to a full criminal trial, which is both a good and a bad thing.

For example, a full, long court case would give the world more time to get a handle on what apparently transpired in the days up to and including OJ Simpson's raid and digest the claims in easier to manage chunks – but on the downside it sounds like Bruce Fromong is so hungry for fame that a book entitled If I Did It, I'd Have Been Basically Robbing Myself And Holding A Gun To My Own Head Which Doesn't Make Very Much Sense But Buy My Book Anyway is depressingly inevitable. 

Let OJ Simpson's predicament be a warning to all would-be armed robbers – it's important to increase morale in your posse-members, either by offering them better pay, more holiday time or holding regular ice cream parties for them.

OJ Simpson neglected to do any of these things when he was recruiting his rowdy gang of crooks for his alleged armed robbery of a hotel room last month, so it's no surprise that they're all quickly turning on him. It's been revealed that a third member of OJ Simpson's goon-squad has accepted a plea deal with prosecutors that will see him get a lighter punishment in return for a testimony against OJ Simpson in court – a situation that could have been easily avoided if OJ Simpson had just shown some appreciation for his supposed accomplices by remembering the date of their wedding anniversary or holding some kind of team-bonding Hot-Cha-Cha Chili Cook-Off competition for his knuckle-dragging traitorous renegade henchmen.

It could be argued that when OJ Simpson allegedly burst in on the hotel room of some sports memorabilia dealers with a gang of gun-toting heavies and held them up while bawling about how they'd literally crawled inside his rectum and burgled away his poop, he showed a lack of foresight not seen since decided to try and stab Ruby Wax in the chest with a banana on a TV show. And the armed robbery charge could see OJ Simpson spending the rest of his life in jail, making up for the cruel injustice of when he didn't go to jail forever for his part in the Naked Gun 33 1/3.

But even though OJ Simpson has been arrested for armed robbery and stung with 10 felony charges, he'll be safe so long as the men he is claimed to have recruited for the heist have even a shred of honour and dignity between them and refuse to testify against OJ Simpson in court because of a crazy little thing called loyalty. Anyway, since they've all been racing to plead guilty to lesser charges in return for testimonies against OJ Simpson, we'd say that almost certainly hasn't happened and that OJ Simpson is pretty much screwed.

After one of OJ's henchmen dropped him in the crapper by agreeing to the prosecutor's plea deal, quickly followed by another one doing exactly the same, it's no surprise that a third member of OJ Simpson's hotel-raiding hoodlums has now decided that he'd rather grass up OJ Simpson than spend over a decade in jail. Reuters reports:

Michael McClinton, 49, has reached a deal with prosecutors to testify against his co-defendants, including Simpson, in exchange for a more lenient sentence, Clark County courts spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said. "He indicated in court this morning that he would plead guilty to conspiracy to commit robbery and a robbery charge," Sommermeyer said. Sommermeyer said it was not yet clear how much prison time McClinton could face. The charges carry a maximum punishment of 11 years in prison, but he was expected to receive much less under the plea agreement.

That leaves just two remaining members of OJ Simpson's posse to come forward and agree to testify against him in court. A preliminary hearing has been set for them on November 8, which gives them little over a week to decide that they'll accept a plea deal, too. And then OJ Simpson will face the uncomfortable situation of having to hear five of his accomplices testify against him in court about an incident that an audiotape seems to confirm definitely happened.

There's only one way that OJ Simpson can wriggle out of trouble now, and that's to also testify against himself in court – by basically saying that OJ Simpson forced OJ Simpson to raid the hotel room against OJ Simpson's wishes and OJ Simpson is a terrible human who deserves to spend the rest of his lie in jail. Only then will OJ Simpson be a free man.

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