Articles tagged with: Armani
Megan Fox Replacing Victoria Beckham as Armani’s New T&A
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
Will Megan Fox's T&A replace that of Victoria Beckham as the new "face" of Armani? Megan Fox's remaining fans who didn't turn their backs (or genitals) on her during Megan Fox Media Blackout Day, will be chomping at the bit over this news. In only a few months time, we could be seeing a wooden, black and white Megan with her goodies hanging out of a pair of overpriced smalls. Victoria Beckham's formerly inflated assets had been doing a sterling job of representing the brand for the last two years. During that time we have had the pleasure of watching her contort herself into a delightful array or poses, all for the sake of art.
Victoria Beckham Unveils Bras For Malnourished, Dead-Eyed C-3POs
Ladies! Do you wish your boobs could look more like a prolapsed nutsack? You don't? That's disappointing. Because we're pretty sure that was what Victoria Beckham was shooting for in her new advert for Emporio Armani underwear. OK - do any of you ladies want to turn your boyfriends on by giving them the chilling impression that your skin could peel off leaving behind a metallic, hydraulically-operated endoskeleton? Still no? Victoria Beckham isn't doing great here, is she? What about a pencil drawing of a toddler as sketched by an uncomfortably horny teenager? No? Oh well. Sorry Victoria Beckham. We tried.
Ladies! Do you wish your boobs could look more like a prolapsed nutsack? You don't? That's disappointing. Because we're pretty sure that was what Victoria Beckham was shooting for in her new advert for Emporio Armani underwear. OK - do any of you ladies want to turn your boyfriends on by giving them the chilling impression that your skin could peel off leaving behind a metallic, hydraulically-operated endoskeleton? Still no? Victoria Beckham isn't doing great here, is she? What about a pencil drawing of a toddler as sketched by an uncomfortably horny teenager? No? Oh well. Sorry Victoria Beckham. We tried.
