Articles tagged with: Archuleta
David Cook Wins American Idol, Which Is Apparently Interesting
David Cook, the only contestant not to have a pushy father or a side job as a stripper or a stupid wet annoying stupid mouth, has won American Idol. And what makes David Cook's American Idol victory all the sweeter is that he was never supposed to win it - partly because his rival David Archuleta had always been the favourite and partly because David Cook is so staggeringly anonymous that he could ride into a crowded room on a neon unicorn, announcing his arrival with a loudhailer-carrying 700-piece gospel choir and people still wouldn't have any idea who he is. But let's not be mean - David Cook is the rightful winner of American Idol, so he deserves all the success that he gets in the time it takes him to release one big single before Simon Cowell washes his hands of him and his album flops and we never hear from him again. Basically he's got a fortnight.
David Cook, the only contestant not to have a pushy father or a side job as a stripper or a stupid wet annoying stupid mouth, has won American Idol. And what makes David Cook's American Idol victory all the sweeter is that he was never supposed to win it - partly because his rival David Archuleta had always been the favourite and partly because David Cook is so staggeringly anonymous that he could ride into a crowded room on a neon unicorn, announcing his arrival with a loudhailer-carrying 700-piece gospel choir and people still wouldn't have any idea who he is. But let's not be mean - David Cook is the rightful winner of American Idol, so he deserves all the success that he gets in the time it takes him to release one big single before Simon Cowell washes his hands of him and his album flops and we never hear from him again. Basically he's got a fortnight.
