Anxieteam have pretty much made writing this trawl amazingly easy. Normally we try and write our own view of why a band/artist rocks, but it's been done for us. They are on a mission, and say they ?are here to fill the void left by the recent passing of the King of Pop.?

We don't know if they own pet monkeys and have peeling facial features, but they the songs are fantastically brilliant.

The songs are great and will literally be the most fun thing you subject your ears to this year. We never thought it would be possible to make a song about being a vegetarian fun. Now we fancy cramming soya down our necks and giving up meat altogether.

Confused?