Despite being roughly 3 minutes old, Willow Smith is already more talented, more fun and more wealthy than you could ever hope to be. When she becomes an adult, she’s probably going to be attractive too. We should just all throw ourselves into the sea.

When you were her age, you probably spent most of your time switching between playing with toys and wiping bogeys down the side of your bed.

Well, when Willow isn’t delivering the most infectious pop record in yonks, she’s got her eye on the movies too. Makes you sick with jealousy, doesn’t it?