Articles tagged with: Anne Heche
Anne Heche Goes On Letterman, Gives Everyone A Headache
Your Madonnas and your Jon & Kates might get the headlines, but divorce connoisseurs know real quality when they see it. And Anne Heche, make no mistake, is quality. She used to be a lesbian until she was cured by the power of her mother's prayers. She sometimes believes that she's the half-sister of Jesus and has the power to communicate with aliens. And she spent more or less the entire duration of a recent Letterman interview laying into her just-divorced ex-husband for no good reason whatsoever. Like we said, Anne Heche is quality. Yes, there's video after the jump...
Your Madonnas and your Jon & Kates might get the headlines, but divorce connoisseurs know real quality when they see it. And Anne Heche, make no mistake, is quality. She used to be a lesbian until she was cured by the power of her mother's prayers. She sometimes believes that she's the half-sister of Jesus and has the power to communicate with aliens. And she spent more or less the entire duration of a recent Letterman interview laying into her just-divorced ex-husband for no good reason whatsoever. Like we said, Anne Heche is quality. Yes, there's video after the jump...
Anne Heche Is Pregnant With A Human Baby
If you are like us, then you prefer to eat your ham after it’s been marinated for several hours deep inside Anne Heche’s abnormally large ovaries. This always turns out tasty as that’s also where she stores her herbs and spices. Now if you’ve decided you simply must have a slice of this delicious sounding Heche-ham, that’s just too bad. You’re gonna have to wait – she’s currently using that space for gestation or something. This of course means if you want your ham lady-marinated at all, you’ll have to find someone else to help you do that. Might we suggest you use Ellen Degeneres, as we’ve heard the general flavour is still incredibly similar.
If you are like us, then you prefer to eat your ham after it’s been marinated for several hours deep inside Anne Heche’s abnormally large ovaries. This always turns out tasty as that’s also where she stores her herbs and spices. Now if you’ve decided you simply must have a slice of this delicious sounding Heche-ham, that’s just too bad. You’re gonna have to wait – she’s currently using that space for gestation or something. This of course means if you want your ham lady-marinated at all, you’ll have to find someone else to help you do that. Might we suggest you use Ellen Degeneres, as we’ve heard the general flavour is still incredibly similar.
Anne Heche Ain’t Got No Freaking Money
Can it really be that time of year again? The 'feel sorry for Anne Heche but not really' time of year? It must be, because Anne Heche is moping around court because her TV show got cancelled and now she can't even pay her child support bills. Seriously, is this how bad the credit crunch has got? It's scary to think that not even a famous actress like Anne Heche can pay for the upbringing of her children because the measly $65,000 she gets for each of her tiny movie roles won't cover the cost of keeping her two international homes, her cars and all her other various expenses. Maybe we should stage a telethon for her.
Can it really be that time of year again? The 'feel sorry for Anne Heche but not really' time of year? It must be, because Anne Heche is moping around court because her TV show got cancelled and now she can't even pay her child support bills. Seriously, is this how bad the credit crunch has got? It's scary to think that not even a famous actress like Anne Heche can pay for the upbringing of her children because the measly $65,000 she gets for each of her tiny movie roles won't cover the cost of keeping her two international homes, her cars and all her other various expenses. Maybe we should stage a telethon for her.
