Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Dana Delany has always possessed a certain girl-next-door wholesomeness that makes her seem deceivingly getable. And her fantastic rack just makes it all the more tempting.
The fresh-faced beauty hailed from a Waspy Connecticut family and studied acting at Wesleyan University before hightailing it to NYC. After paying her dues by doing commercials, theater and soap operas, she landed the lead on China Beach and ultimately garnered two Best Actress Emmys.
Anne Hathaway is beautiful, talented and intelligent. She’s a fantastic actress and we’re all huge fans. She looks good with long hair. She looks good with short hair. She’s gorgeous blonde, stunning brunette and sexy black. Oh, did you know she’s incredibly hot naked?
Born in Brooklyn, New York, Hathaway got her big start in Disney films like The Princess Diaries before growing up into more challenging films like Havoc and Brokeback Mountain. She also had surprising good singing role in Les Miserables, showing of a great vocal range and masterful acting.
You may think the news cycle has been dominated by a single story this week, but actually Anne Hathaway’s vagina is what an awful lot of people in Tinseltown are talking about.
In case you missed it, Anne Hathaway was getting out a car at the Les Miserables premiere and managed to flash the world her hoo-hah. Well, I mean, she actually didn’t – it was more her upper leg and her lower stomach – but still! The world was up in arms!
So I’ve been hearing a lot about this show called Homeland, and, well, I don’t get it. I haven’t seen Homeland. I think – based on what I’m reading – that I may be alone in this. It’s Homeland here, Homeland there, Homeland everywhere. It even got onto Saturday Night Live last week.
Anne Hathaway did a bit where she wanted desperately to interrogate someone. Went right over my head. Same thing with the mention in the previous week’s show that “white people love Homeland”. I’m white. I’m people. I’m kinda meh about the idea of watching it.
Want to see Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter and Hugh Jackman sing live? I know I do. Les Miserables’ producers and director have taken the ballsy decision to get some of Hollywood’s biggest A-listers to perform without a safety net: there won’t be any autotuning after the event here.
It’s the first ever time that singing has been performed live without any post-production dubbing in a musical, and as you can see from the video below, the likes of Anne Hathaway were a little nervous at first.
Dark Knight Rises or Batman 3. What are you calling it? Well, judging by the newly released trailer, you could justifiably call it Occupy Gotham. It is fair to say that Bruce Wayne is part of the 1%.
Wisely, Christopher Nolan & Co have decided to tap into the most polite civil unrest yet and, mercifully, thrown some supervillains at it because we demand explosions and people getting punched in the throat.
And, regrettably for us snarks, the film looks like it might be really great. There’s a chance we’ll still give it a bad review though, just to be contrarians.
The hype surrounding the new Batman film (Batman 3 or The Dark Knight Rises… it’s up to you what you call it) is getting bigger and bigger, with the entire world stalking its every movement.
Seriously. No other film has been as spied on during the shoot like this one has.
And there’s more of it. And it’s great. How about a giant fight scene, a video of Batman and Bane going at it and a sneak peak of Catwoman on a motorbike? If you’re crying ‘YES PLEASE!’, then get yourself over the jump.
Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, is probably the most highly anticipated film release floating around the ether at the moment. The superhero genre has been revitalised by the brooding adventures of Bruce Wayne and everyone is intrigued as to how the whole thing will wrap up.
As such, each little morsel and near-set fanvid has been met with many a watering mouth.
And here’s the news: it’s pretty much a certainty that Christopher Nolan’s revamp will be getting shown in six-minute prologues in various cinemas at Christmas time. BUT WHERE? Well…
Catwoman, oh Catwoman. Good looking, sexy and kinky in the ’60s and regrettably less-so from the ’90s onward, you are going to return to our pathetic lives in your figure-hugging suit with your wily charms and depraved purring.
But we’re slightly worried. Anne Hathaway is the new Catwoman and we’re not sure we’ve ever seen her in a role that convinces us that she’ll be able to vamp it up enough for Batman 3, or The Dark Knight Rises to give it the proper title.
Does she look the part? Well, there’s some pictures of her on-set with Christian Bale and Gary Oldman. Make your own ‘purr’ jokes like ‘purrfect’, ‘purrlease!’ and such.
Oooh, Batman! You think you’re sooooo cool don’t you? With your Kryptonite and truth lasso. You ain’t all that. You’re just some rich kid with a load of gadgets. You may as well be one of the girls from Something For The Weekend.
If you should end up on SFTW, do us a favour and give Tim Lovejoy a pasting wouldya?
Speaking of gadgets though, last week, we showed you a sneaky peaky of the Batwing that will star in Batman 3/Dark Knight Rises. You couldn’t see much of it and it was a little disappointing. However, for you Batfans, there’s another video which has surfaced which is much more revealing.
