Articles tagged with: anne hathaway
Oscars Red Carpet Fashion: The Rubbish Non-Copyright Gallery
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos. However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
Anne Hathaway Literally The Only Person Excited About Golden Globes
You know what's happening this Sunday? It's the Golden Globes! Yay! All the length of the Oscars with none of that boring critical significance! But even though most of the world would rather crap out it's spinal column than watch the Golden Globes, at least there's one person who's looking forward to it - Anne Hathaway. Anne's up for an award and she's JACKED about it! And we know that this is our third Anne Hathaway story in two days. It's just a quiet news day. That's all. We're not stalking her. There are papers saying we can't to do that any more.
You know what's happening this Sunday? It's the Golden Globes! Yay! All the length of the Oscars with none of that boring critical significance! But even though most of the world would rather crap out it's spinal column than watch the Golden Globes, at least there's one person who's looking forward to it - Anne Hathaway. Anne's up for an award and she's JACKED about it! And we know that this is our third Anne Hathaway story in two days. It's just a quiet news day. That's all. We're not stalking her. There are papers saying we can't to do that any more.
Ellen DeGeneres Wants To Find Anne Hathaway A Lovely Young Man
Times are hard for Anne Hathaway - the only man she's ever loved is in jail for being a dirty Pope-dressing conman. In fact, it's more or less a guarantee that Anne Hathaway will never experience another second of happiness in her entire life. But not if Ellen DeGeneres has anything to do with it - during an interview with her yesterday, Ellen promised that she'd find Anne Hathaway a boyfriend who didn't con pensioners for a living. Rumours that all the boyfriends that Ellen DeGeneres will find for Anne Hathaway are just Ellen DeGeneres in a bowtie are as yet unconfirmed.
Times are hard for Anne Hathaway - the only man she's ever loved is in jail for being a dirty Pope-dressing conman. In fact, it's more or less a guarantee that Anne Hathaway will never experience another second of happiness in her entire life. But not if Ellen DeGeneres has anything to do with it - during an interview with her yesterday, Ellen promised that she'd find Anne Hathaway a boyfriend who didn't con pensioners for a living. Rumours that all the boyfriends that Ellen DeGeneres will find for Anne Hathaway are just Ellen DeGeneres in a bowtie are as yet unconfirmed.
Anne Hathaway Poos On Barack Obama’s Cheesecake
We miss the election - truly it was the golden age of celebrities trying to be clever and ending up sounding like concussed sixth-formers. Those days are long gone now - in less than a fortnight Barack Obama will become President Obama and the world's celebrities can go back to concentrating on the important stuff, like skipping meals and starring in films about hilarious doggies. That's unless you're Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway has decided to become a one-woman vetting committee determined not to let Barack Obama off the hook for anything. And she'll chase answers with all the power that her gigantic face can summon.
We miss the election - truly it was the golden age of celebrities trying to be clever and ending up sounding like concussed sixth-formers. Those days are long gone now - in less than a fortnight Barack Obama will become President Obama and the world's celebrities can go back to concentrating on the important stuff, like skipping meals and starring in films about hilarious doggies. That's unless you're Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway has decided to become a one-woman vetting committee determined not to let Barack Obama off the hook for anything. And she'll chase answers with all the power that her gigantic face can summon.
Prison’s Simply Too Ghastly For Poor Raffaello Follieri
Three weeks ago Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri was sent to jail for defrauding strangers out of their savings. And get this - he's not enjoying it. Apparently the prison service didn't get Raffaello Follieri's memo about the goose-feather pillows, double-quilted toilet roll or how he wanted a cell with a veranda overlooking the lake and, well, he's thrown a bit of a strop about it. According to reports, Raffaello Follieri has already requested to move jails because the one he's in is unsanitary and he's got blood in his urine. We don't know exactly how Raffaello got blood in his urine, but since he's sharing a windowless dormitory with 120 criminals and he looks exactly like the gruesome lovechild of Piers Morgan and Zach Braff, we'd probably guess that he's been beaten up a bit.
Three weeks ago Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri was sent to jail for defrauding strangers out of their savings. And get this - he's not enjoying it. Apparently the prison service didn't get Raffaello Follieri's memo about the goose-feather pillows, double-quilted toilet roll or how he wanted a cell with a veranda overlooking the lake and, well, he's thrown a bit of a strop about it. According to reports, Raffaello Follieri has already requested to move jails because the one he's in is unsanitary and he's got blood in his urine. We don't know exactly how Raffaello got blood in his urine, but since he's sharing a windowless dormitory with 120 criminals and he looks exactly like the gruesome lovechild of Piers Morgan and Zach Braff, we'd probably guess that he's been beaten up a bit.
Anne Hathaway’s Naughty Ex Put Away Until Spring 2013
If any of you happen to be offered a suspiciously cheap piece of Catholic property by a man with a funny accent, don't hesitate to buy it. Seriously, buy it. It's definitely legit. The only funny-accented man to ever defraud strangers with dodgy property deals spuriously linked to the Catholic church - Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri - has just been thrown in jail for four and a half years. This is wonderful news for two reasons. Not only is Raffaello Follieri being punished for his crimes, but we all know that nature hates a vacuum. All we need to do is buy a phony bishop outfit, adopt a ludicrous continental European accent and con some idiots out of millions of dollars and we're almost completely certain that we'll have Anne Hathaway licking the side of our face by Halloween.
If any of you happen to be offered a suspiciously cheap piece of Catholic property by a man with a funny accent, don't hesitate to buy it. Seriously, buy it. It's definitely legit. The only funny-accented man to ever defraud strangers with dodgy property deals spuriously linked to the Catholic church - Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri - has just been thrown in jail for four and a half years. This is wonderful news for two reasons. Not only is Raffaello Follieri being punished for his crimes, but we all know that nature hates a vacuum. All we need to do is buy a phony bishop outfit, adopt a ludicrous continental European accent and con some idiots out of millions of dollars and we're almost completely certain that we'll have Anne Hathaway licking the side of our face by Halloween.
Follieri Blames Anne Hathaway For Him Ripping Everyone Off
OK, we take it all back, we never want to be Anne Hathaway's boyfriend - it turns out that you have to actually rob God to keep up with her. Just look at poor old Raffaello Follieri. He faces four years in jail for a litany of wire fraud offences stemming from his fraudulent claims to be close to the Vatican, but none of it is his fault. In fact, if you want to blame anyone you should point the finger at people like his moviestar ex-girlfriend Anne Hathaway. According to Raffaello Follieri's lawyer, he only start conning people out of their savings to keep up with the lavish lifestyle that celebrities like Anne Hathaway lead. And there isn't a single reason why we shouldn't believe him, except that Raffaello Follieri is a convicted conman and Anne Hathaway has perfect skin and dreamy eyes that you could drown in. Oh screw it, we're going on the rob as well. Hathaway must be ours!
OK, we take it all back, we never want to be Anne Hathaway's boyfriend - it turns out that you have to actually rob God to keep up with her. Just look at poor old Raffaello Follieri. He faces four years in jail for a litany of wire fraud offences stemming from his fraudulent claims to be close to the Vatican, but none of it is his fault. In fact, if you want to blame anyone you should point the finger at people like his moviestar ex-girlfriend Anne Hathaway. According to Raffaello Follieri's lawyer, he only start conning people out of their savings to keep up with the lavish lifestyle that celebrities like Anne Hathaway lead. And there isn't a single reason why we shouldn't believe him, except that Raffaello Follieri is a convicted conman and Anne Hathaway has perfect skin and dreamy eyes that you could drown in. Oh screw it, we're going on the rob as well. Hathaway must be ours!
Anne Hathaway Does Alice in Wonderland, Apparently
You always know what you're getting with a new Tim Burton film - Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won't be as good as Edward Scissorhands. But one thing you you don't get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen - a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.
You always know what you're getting with a new Tim Burton film - Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, resignation that the movie won't be as good as Edward Scissorhands. But one thing you you don't get is big-faced actresses in the middle of slightly humiliating personal meltdowns. Well, you do now, because Anne Hathaway has just signed up to star in Tim Burton's new adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. In Alice In Wonderland, Anne Hathaway will play the White Queen - a pretty young woman who looks a bit stupid because her boyfriend pretended to be chums with the Pope to con strangers out of millions of dollars and then ended up in jail because of it. We have no idea why Tim Burton wanted Anne Hathaway for the role.
