The world’s been a sadder place since Anna Nicole Smith died. Well, not sadder – quieter and less booby, mainly.

But she’s at peace now. The world can remember Anna Nicole Smith the way she wanted – as the giganto-titted clown-faced porno model who married that nearly-dead billionaire once – knowing that her name and reputation won’t be dragged up again.

Except they are. Anna Nicole Smith’s former boyfriend Howard K Stern and two of her doctors have been charged with conspiring to furnish her with drugs. Their sentence if convicted? To be haunted by Anna Nicole’s big face and silly voice forever.