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Anna Nicole Smith is an American model known for her gigantic exploding tits, Guess ads and legendary Playboy nudes. She’s also known for ruthlessly marrying a rich 89-year-old business executive by the name of J Howard Marshall.

She remained at his side after his death fourteen months later and fought an ugly legal battle to get half of his estate or what was owed to her.

Before becoming a lover for the elderly, she was a moderately successful model for Playboy and had a magnificent Guess campaign in the 90’s that really rejuvenated the brand.

Courtney Stodden is Pulling a 2007 Britney

August 9th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Move the fuck over, Kris Jenner, because Earth angel and perpetual hot mess, Courtney Stodden, is about to take your place as Hollywood’s main media manipulating genius. While Kris has been bust getting her fat son to fight with his plastic ass fiancée, Courtney has been creating her own capital D drama.

First, Court Court said she was pregnant with Sunset Boulevard’s next messiah: a child she hoped would be a boy who would someday become a Marilyn Monroe drag queen. Then, she miscarried said child, and posted a series of Anna Nicole Smith level shit on Instagram in celebration of her lost fetus. NOW, she’s going full Britney Spears 2007, shaving her head and drinking all that champagne.

Anna Nicole Smith Opera To Grace BBC Four Soon

August 26th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

Expect the wrath of the media and parental groups to go in to overdrive with the announcement that BBC Four are planning to screen an opera based on the life of Anna Nicole Smith. Despite the channel screening most of its content late at night and sadly having fewer viewers that its God awful sister station BBC Three, a lynch mob will be formed.

But why? What could be so disgusting about the prospect of a balding composer writing some uplifting music whilst some people sing along?

Well, we have to think of the children you see and we can't expose them to a late night channel they?d probably never watch about a former Playboy model. It's not like young boys and tits go together like jelly and ice-cream. Operas are usually about people falling in love and other mushy stuff. Not tit models who marry pensioners. Perhaps BBC Four want to expand their audience?

Top 12: Drunk-Seeming Celebrity TV Appearances

January 12th, 2010 By Steve Charnock

Not so long ago Uncle Hecklerspray sat you on its knee and told you about Mariah Carey?s champagne-inspired ?Best Breakthrough Actress? award acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards.

Well, it's time to nestle yourselves back onto Uncle?s lap again. That's it, get comfortable. Why don't you fetch yourself a nice big mug of Horlick?s and listen to your Uncle H tell you about some more celebrities who’ve been on TV worse for wear. Say, 12 of them? Okay.

Just don't touch Uncle Hecklerspray?s beard while he's talking?

Anna Nicole Smith’s Creepy Boyfriend & Creepy Docs Charged

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The world’s been a sadder place since Anna Nicole Smith died. Well, not sadder – quieter and less booby, mainly.

But she’s at peace now. The world can remember Anna Nicole Smith the way she wanted – as the giganto-titted clown-faced porno model who married that nearly-dead billionaire once – knowing that her name and reputation won’t be dragged up again.

Except they are. Anna Nicole Smith’s former boyfriend Howard K Stern and two of her doctors have been charged with conspiring to furnish her with drugs. Their sentence if convicted? To be haunted by Anna Nicole’s big face and silly voice forever.

Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Buys Her Dead Mother’s Worn Knickers

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Everyone has their own way of mourning the dead, but we can all agree that becoming creepily attached to the deceased's used underwear is perfectly normal.

That's why we're not going to judge Larry Birkhead, even though he's just decided that the best way for Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn to remember her mother is to spend $2,800 on bits of her sexy lingerie at a charity auction.

Of course, Larry Birkhead isn't going to just give Anna Nicole Smith's underwear to Dannielynn right away – he wants to wait until she grows up first. Because if he gives it to her now she'll be far too young to develop any decent long-lasting psychological scars, and where's the fun in that? No, that's why Larry Birkhead is keeping Anna Nicole Smith's lingerie in a safe place for the time being – on his face while he sleeps. Or he isn't. Don't quote us.

Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Didn’t Die On Purpose

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

For just over 18 months now, the question on everyone's lips has been 'Did Anna Nicole Smith's son commit suicide or die accidentally?'

OK, that wasn't a question that was on anyone's lips, since the sole sum of public knowledge about Daniel Smith is that he sometimes looked quite embarrassed when Anna Nicole Smith dragged him in front of the cameras on her reality TV show.

However, the inquest into Daniel Smith's death has revealed that an accidental drug overdose killed him. Truly Daniel Smith was the Heath Ledger of September 2006, albeit a Heath Ledger who wasn't in any films and had a bit of a slutty mum.

Dannielynn Gets All Of Anna Nicole Smith’s Stuff

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn Hope has endured a tragic first year that involved two close family deaths and a messy, drawn-out paternity case.

But none of that matters any more, because Dannielynn is rich! Rich beyond her wildest dreams! Woo hoo!

Dannielynn has just been officially made the sole beneficiary to Anna Nicole Smith's estate. That means that Dannielynn gets to inherit everything that Anna Nicole Smith owned – all her cash, all the potential inheritance from Anna Nicole Smith's marriage to J Howard Marshall, that box of nightmarish clown make-up, the genetic lack of self-esteem – everything.

Zsa Zsa’s Husband: ‘See? Anna Nicole & I Totally Did It In This Book I Wrote’

March 31st, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

First off, let us just say that Larry Birkhead is a hack. We don't find it a coincidence that Dannielynn's DNA magically turned out to match his – no not by a long shot.

Her true father, the mighty and good Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, had a piece of his posterity ripped away from him when Birkhead somehow harnessed the power of science to biologically change every single chromosome in Dannielynn's body moments before a father-determining court inquisition. It was quite rude, actually.

Most of the world fell for this – not us though. There was never any doubt in our mind that when Freddy wasn't stuffing romance down the throat of thousand year old Zsa Zsa Gabor, he was spraying down Anna Nicole Smith like a beagle in heat.

You don't believe him? Well he's putting out a book to prove it.

A book we said – one with words and what-not.

Anna Nicole Smith: Dead For A Year

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Anna Nicole Smith – or 'the American Princess Diana' as one person called her before they felt silly and left the room – has been dead for a while.

For a year, in fact – today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death at the hands on all sorts of different drugs. And, although the anniversary has been marked by a moving tribute by Larry Birkhead, it's also being commemorated by the public as well.

So if you see any confused, slurring women stumbling around tonight, with their faces proudly daubed to make them look like the kind of clown that children see in horror movies, know that it's all in remembrance of Anna Nicole Smith.