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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Design Jewellery Because, Oh, God Knows

Are you impossibly rich? Do you have a legitimately irrational infatuation with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Seriously, I’m Totally Normal, Lies Angelina Jolie

It must be International Fibbing Week or something, because it seems like untruths are spilling from celebrities, like soup from bearded tramp’s inebriated spluttering mouth. Yesterday Posh Spice said something about not being remotely thin. And today, it turns out that Angelina Jolie has been insisting to OK! Magazine – the UK’s least discerning showbusiness [...]

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Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston Now Also Annoyingly Rich

by Stuart Heritage

Instead of a penis, Brad Pitt has a magic wand that brings fabulous wealth to anyone who he sticks it in.

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Jennifer Aniston Tells A Joke (About Herself, Naturally)

by Stuart Heritage

Oh thank goodness. We’ve been waiting for this. Ever since Angelina Jolie was named as the world’s most powerful celebrity, we’ve been waiting.

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Skulk, Ye Insignificant Fools, Before Angelina Jolie’s Almighty Power

by Stuart Heritage

Some people, they say, are born powerful. Some achieve power. Others shack up with Brad Pitt and do it that way.

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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Kiss! On The Mouth! ON THE MOUTH!

by Stuart Heritage

There are currently three schools of thought regarding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. One is that their marriage is in trouble.

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Hollywood FACT: Prettiness x10 = Accepted Level Of Crazy

by hecklerspray staff

Imagine going on a date with someone who seems perfectly normal. Throughout the course of the evening, you notice that they have a little vial around their neck.

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Sexiest Women Of The Noughties (So Far)

by David Schwartz

With The Noughties almost at an end, it’s time to reflect.

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Miley Cyrus Talks About Her Angelina Jolie Crush

by hecklerspray staff

Miley Cyrus has reassured a panicked Angelina Jolie that she is not stalking her and that she does not have a girl crush on her. Sources say the emergency sniffer dogs and snipers have been called off.

The pint-sized pop singer had previously scared the bejeesus out of Saint Angelina and Angie’s marauding horde of celebrity worshipers on Oscar Night by declaring “She’s beautiful…she could, like, adopt me!”

Thankfully, for all those concerned, security was tight on the night and so nobody over-excitedly assaulted or adopted anybody they should not have.

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