If you ask us, Angelina Jolie’s heart really isn’t in the whole movie promotion business any more.
Remember the old days? When Angelina Jolie would mark the opening of each new movie by adopting a child from a far-flung country and legally changing its name to Xanax or whatever? Or when she’d promote her films by calling Jennifer Aniston a massive helmet? Well readers, we’re sorry to say that those days are long gone.
Angelina Jolie has a film coming out in less than a fortnight. And how has she chosen to promote it? By getting a tattoo on her inner thigh that nobody but Brad Pitt can see. Big deal. It’s thought that other promotional tactics she considered included drawing a picture of a unicorn on some toilet paper and silently thinking about what a goat would look like if you made it wear a top hat.
