The good people of Myanmar have been through plenty of strife over recent years, but help is on the way.
How so? Humanitarian aid? International sanctions against its military junta? A UN investigation into alleged human rights violations? Oh, don’t be daft – we mean that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are probably going to adopt a baby from Myanmar instead.
And while that might seem a little halfhearted, it really isn’t – once Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have adopted their little Burmese baby, all of Myanmar will be united. Shared resentment of sanctimonious moviestars, that’s what really heals a country.
