Are you impossibly rich? Do you have a legitimately irrational infatuation with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Do you like shiny things? Are you a little bit dim? You are? That’s brilliant! We’ve got some wonderful news for you – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed their own range of gold and silver jewellery and accessories that’s about to go on sale at high-end jewellery stores in London, Los Angeles, New York, Tokyo and Dubai.

Not to be outdone, Jennifer Aniston has reportedly decided to make a swan out of some scrunched-up tinfoil, and she’ll be selling it from the boot of her car outside an abandoned fairground at 2am on Thursday. That’s right, Jennifer! That’ll show her!