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5 Celebrity Families Who Need Reality Shows

August 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian recently announced that they were filming season 17849018 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it really made me realize that I might finally be over keeping up with the Kardashians/Jenners. I mean, they’re still great to blog about, but show wise they’re just no fun anymore, you know?

There are way more celebrity families I’d rather be getting a BTS look at, so of course I made a list. I mean, there is no chance in hell any of these shows would happen, but a girl can dream, right?

Celebrities I Can’t Relate To Anymore

August 12th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For years, I have been writing about how fucking ridiculous celebrities are, but also how surprisingly relatable they can be. I actually made an entire list back in 2014 of ways I found Kim Kardashian relatable, however, the tides have really turned.

As the years have passed, some of my favorite celebs have gone from being my soul sisters to just…messes. I think you can see where this is going. Yes, I have compiled a list of celebrities I can’t relate to anymore, so, like sands through the hour glass, these are the bitches that now have me rolling my eyes.

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Are Getting Back Together!

February 15th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Ok, so this title is 100% speculation, but I’m officially calling the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunion NOW. As you know, Brad and Angelina SHOOK my world last year with their divorce, and now, Jennifer and her husband Justin Theroux have announced their separation. This can only mean ONE thing: A BRAD AND JEN REUNION IS COMING!

Literally minutes ago, Jen and Justin announced their separation, so this news is very very fresh, but not that unexpected since the two haven’t made a public appearance together since July, and I got knocked up in July, so I know that was a damn long time ago because I am pregnant af.

Harvey Weinstein is a Rapey Old Pervert

October 10th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, but it turns out that a super powerful famous guy has SHOCKINGLY been using his influence to coerce women into sexual acts, all while harassing and assaulting them on the side without EVER getting in shit for it. I could typically insert like 50 names here, but right now I’m talking about Harvey Weinstein.

Harvey and his brother, Bob, have headed up the megaforce Weinstein company for years and have made some MAJOR movies that have won numerous Oscars and launched who even knows how many careers. However, it has recently come to light that during his time as a studio big wig, Harvey has been a disgusting piece of shit to women.

Laura Haddock Nude – Yes, You Can See Her Nipples! (37 PICS)

After years of enduring smart-ass fish jokes about her surname, ethereal British beauty Laura Haddock left school at 17 to study drama in London.

She made a name for herself on British television before bewitching audiences across the pond in Da Vinci’s Demons. Not shy about nudity, Laura’s ivory skin and gentle curves make her look as though she’d escaped from an old master’s canvas.

Given her otherworldly beauty, it’s no wonder that she was cast as the Star-Lord’s dying mother in Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. But as gorgeous as she is, Laura managed to find a partner equally as dreamy.

Camilla Luddington Nude – See Lara Croft Topless Now! (23 PICS)

Camilla Luddington, best known for her role as Jo on Grey’s Anatomy, comes across as pretty normal. She tweets about Saturday plans to watch home renovation shows, she loves her dog, and she roots for Jo and Alex to kiss and make up, just like the rest of us.

And, just like a lot of us, she’s a geeky fangirl. In fact, “I geeked out,” is a regular phrase for Luddington in interviews.

Regarding her first day on set for Grey’s: “I geeked out. And I snuck in [to Meredith’s house…” And being cast as Claudette Crane on True Blood: “I geeked out completely when I got it, and every second on set, I’m geeking out.”

Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt Have Been Canoodling

July 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While I’m still reeling from the shitshow that is Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, I do feel some relief to find myself blogging about two people who don’t actually make me want to throw up in my mouth. In this case, I’m referring to Brad Pitt and Sienna Miller.

Brad and Sienna are both newly single and both insanely sexy, and now they might be making out with each other on the down low, which I whole-heartedly support.

Chelsea Handler Hates on Someone Other Than Angelina

January 20th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I heard that Chelsea Handler was blaming a celebrity for Donald Trump being elected president, I (and I assume everyone else who’s ever heard Chelsea Handler speak) assumed she was somehow blaming Angelina Jolie for it since she never shuts the fuck up about Angelina Jolie.

However, I guess she was giving Angie the day off, because rather than blame Jolie for this, she blamed the Kardashians, which makes no sense, since we know it’s actually the Hiltons that voted for him.

How I’m Handling 2016 (in GIFS): Part 2

December 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

A couple of months back I did a blog on how I’d been handling 2016 via GIFs. At the time, I dealt with my feelings about everything from Beyoncé’s Lemonade to Brangelina’s split, the shit show election to Kimye outing Taylor Swift as shady, Brexit to the constant drivel that comes out of Lena Dunham’s mouth.

I really thought that, with a mere two and a half months left to the year, nothing could get much worse (or better). I thought maybe pop culture had blown my mind enough for one year. But nope, Trump got elected and for some reason we still let Lena Dunham speak publically. Here’s how I’ve been handling 2016’s bullshit since October 8th, when I last aired my feelings. Once again, presented in GIFs…

How I’m Handling 2016 (In GIFS)

October 8th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In case you haven’t noticed, 2016 has been an absolute global shit show. I mean, it has been an emotional fucking rollercoaster across the board for the entire world and I think it’s safe to say we’re all ready to get this shit over with.

Even though it’s only October, I really wanted to reflect on how I’ve been handling this year, both in terms of celebrity and pop culture shit, as well as serious global issues, in the best way I know possible: GIFS.