Articles tagged with: Angel
Big Brother: Angel Gone, Others Unfortunately Not Gone
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Big Brother: Angel Or Halfwit Out Tonight, Thank Heavens
On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings. And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show's going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big Brother housemates nominated for eviction tonight are Angel and Halfwit. One of them has to go - and it doesn't take a genius to work out which one it'll be - but for the sake of tradition let's get down to it and assess their chances of Big Brother survival anyway...
On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings. And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show's going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big Brother housemates nominated for eviction tonight are Angel and Halfwit. One of them has to go - and it doesn't take a genius to work out which one it'll be - but for the sake of tradition let's get down to it and assess their chances of Big Brother survival anyway...
Big Brother: Cairon Gone, Several Other Dipsticks Sadly Remain
On Friday, Big Brother said goodbye to Cairon. Farewell Cairon, we barely knew ye. Which is just as well, really, because you seemed like a massive turd. But good luck with the rest of your life. And good luck with that whole 'pretending to be American' thing. We're sure you'll end up being at least partially convincing at it one day. But with Cairon gone, what else has been going on in the Big Brother house? We're not completely sure, but here's what we think of Marcus, Angel, Karly and Siavash anyway...
On Friday, Big Brother said goodbye to Cairon. Farewell Cairon, we barely knew ye. Which is just as well, really, because you seemed like a massive turd. But good luck with the rest of your life. And good luck with that whole 'pretending to be American' thing. We're sure you'll end up being at least partially convincing at it one day. But with Cairon gone, what else has been going on in the Big Brother house? We're not completely sure, but here's what we think of Marcus, Angel, Karly and Siavash anyway...
Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
