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David Boreanaz Is No ‘Angel’ ? Do You See What We Did?

March 31st, 2011 By Paul Pencott

Expressionless slab-faced lump of FAIL David Boreanaz ? better known for playing ?Angel?, the perplexing object of affection for Buffy the Vampire Slayer and little else unless you count that cop show that only your mother really likes (although you still have to find it for her on her EPG) ? will no doubt be today celebrating his complete exoneration from charges of sexual harassment filed all the way back in July of last year.

If, by ?complete exoneration? you mean ?he paid-off the complainant so she'd keep quiet?.

Or ?settled out of court? as they call it in that America.

Big Brother: Angel Gone, Others Unfortunately Not Gone

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she’s been evicted. How sad.

Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl’s all at sea. We’d worry about her, but we’ll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it.

Anyway, now that Angel’s gone, here’s who’s been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week…

Big Brother: Angel Or Halfwit Out Tonight, Thank Heavens

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

On Thursday night the Big Brother housemates voted for nominations live in an attempt to boost ratings.

And it certainly worked because we, um, forgot to watch that particular episode of Big Brother. With dedicated fans like us, no wonder the show’s going from strength to strength. But anyway, it turns out that the Big Brother housemates nominated for eviction tonight are Angel and Halfwit.

One of them has to go – and it doesn’t take a genius to work out which one it’ll be – but for the sake of tradition let’s get down to it and assess their chances of Big Brother survival anyway…

Big Brother: Cairon Gone, Several Other Dipsticks Sadly Remain

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

On Friday, Big Brother said goodbye to Cairon. Farewell Cairon, we barely knew ye.

Which is just as well, really, because you seemed like a massive turd. But good luck with the rest of your life. And good luck with that whole ‘pretending to be American’ thing. We’re sure you’ll end up being at least partially convincing at it one day. But with Cairon gone, what else has been going on in the Big Brother house?

We’re not completely sure, but here’s what we think of Marcus, Angel, Karly and Siavash anyway…

Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

First the facts. This is Big Brother’s tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don’t know which is worse.

Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let’s say the end of actual time itself, we’re going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we’ll be with you every ghastly step of the way.

But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn’t we? Fair enough, then…