Lady Gaga has dropped her new video for her crappy song?”G.U.Y” and while I think it’s supposed to be artsy and deep in some weird way, it’s just completely obnoxious and ridiculous.? It’s also WAY too long and comes off more like a super drawn out commercial for Bravo and ecstasy than a music video.
To save you from wasting precious time that could have been spent mulling over important matters like Justin Bieber’s ugly ass new tattoos or the fact that Amanda Bynes is kind of hot again, I have decided to outline the whole kit and caboodle for you.? I accept thanks in the form of booze and chocolate.