Remember One Direction from last year’s X Factor? Those fresh-faced lads that got all the way to the final by being cheeky, having a lark and bonking Rebecca Ferguson? Yeah, the ones that are a bit like The Risk. How quickly you forget.

They’re looking forward to releasing their new album but, being teenage boys who are still worried about spots, booze and getting their ends away, most of their interviews are turning to dating.

Yes, it turns out that the lads wouldn’t mind dating one of their loyal, insane fanbase.