Time for another Eurovision 2009 profile, we feel. Settle in, chaps, we’re doing this for two full months.

This year, of course, the Eurovision Song Contest will be held in Moscow, because last year’s Eurovision Song Contest was won by Dima Bilan‘s Russian song Believe. That song, by the way, is now the third most famous Russian song of all time, after that music from the vodka advert and Free Will Must Be Smashed (Boogietime) by Josef Stalin And The Humpettes.

Anyway, today’s Eurovision 2009 song is by Susanne Georgi of Andorra…

Andorra · Susanne Georgi, La Teva Decisió

Andorra are really shooting for the moon at this year’s Eurovision – they’ve absolutely picked the cream of the crop to represent them. And by ‘cream of the crop’ we obviously mean ‘the woman who came sixth in the Andorran national Eurovision selection process in 2007’. Having said that, though, Susanne Georgi’s Eurovision entry this year, La Teva Decisió, is actually sort of decent in a ‘wouldn’t immediately turn it off if it came on the radio and was performed in a language we could understand’ kind of way. Our only qualm with La Teva Decisió, in fact, is that the English title is Get A Life, which is a hopelessly early-1990s thing to call a song in 2009. We can’t imagine what the other songs in the selection process were – Cowabunga and Do The Bartman, we’d guess. Silly Andorrans. We hear they still think Global Hypercolour T-shirts are cool.

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It’s day two of our gigantic Eurovision betting odds rundown of the year, and hopefully you’re making yourselves comfortable for the long-haul by now.

This year’s Eurovision Song Contest has so many entries that there are going to be two separate semi-finals. And with so many eliminations lined up before the show itself, this could be the only chance you get to hear a lot of the songs at all. But don’t be sad, because they’re all wonderful.*

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Andorra, with help from Paddy Power…

*This may not be strictly true.

Andorra – (pop. 70,787; a small landlocked country that is also a principality in southwestern Europe): Gisela, Casanova

We’ve always thought that not enough Eurovision entries sound like they should be on an advert for a mid-priced range of diet products, but our pleas have been answered and it’s all thanks to Casanova by Gisela. Possibly the most homosexual thing we’ve ever heard, Casanova is all pumping high-energy beats a wilful determination to ignore the fact that the word ‘you’ doesn’t rhyme with the word ‘you’ because it’s the same bloody word. The fact that Andorra chose a Spanish singer for Eurovision this year might have caused a few ripples of disquiet, not because it’s a vote of no confidence about native singers, but because Spanish people all like crap music. Without wanting to ruin the surprise for you, about 98% of all the Eurovision entries this year sound identical to Casanova by Gisela, so it doesn’t really stand a chance of standing out from the crowd all that much. That is unless Gisela takes all her clothes off after the middle eight. She looks a little bit dirty, though, so let’s not rule that out just yet. Current Eurovision betting odds – 40/1

Tomorrow: Eurovision betting odds for Armenia! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.