It’s not news that someone from America’s Next Top Model is a rapist – we feel spiritually violated whenever we watch it.

But Anand Jon Alexander? Turns out he’s an actual rapist. Yesterday afternoon Anand Jon Alexander, who’d previously featured on America’s Next Top Model as a fashion designer, was sentenced to between 59 years and life in jail for sexually assaulting seven girls as young as 14.

Anand Jon Alexander might get the last laugh, however. Word is that never seeing sunlight, crapping into a metal bucket and being repeatedly stabbed by a paranoid schizophrenic murderer is so Fall 2009. That’ll teach us.