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Crack Addicts Unite For Blake

by Matthew Laidlow

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh, and when the going gets tough, the tough gets ready yeah, ooooh, doo da doo da. Sorry, we got ourselves in to a bit of an old-fashioned sing-song there.

You see, when the going gets tough, everyone at hecklerspray unites as one to sing that Billy Ocean classic. Be it debt, demonic possession or running out of pens, we always do our best to help each other out. It seems that the celebrity world is no different. Apparently, these so-called famous people also have feelings like us mere mortals. And in another mind blowing piece of news, it seems that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty weren’t wrecked out their faces to start the C.U.N.T campaign. To me and you, that means Celebrities United against Narcotic Treatment. And it’s all to do with freeing Amy Winehouse’s banged-up husband.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, tough, tough, huh, huh, huh, and when the going gets tough, the tough gets ready yeah, ooooh, doo da doo da. Sorry, we got ourselves in to a bit of an old-fashioned sing-song there. You see, when the going gets tough, everyone at hecklerspray unites as one to sing that Billy Ocean classic. Be it debt, demonic possession or running out of pens, we always do our best to help each other out. It seems that the celebrity world is no different. Apparently, these so-called famous people also have feelings like us mere mortals. And in another mind blowing piece of news, it seems that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty weren’t wrecked out their faces to start the C.U.N.T campaign. To me and you, that means Celebrities United against Narcotic Treatment. And it’s all to do with freeing Amy Winehouse’s banged-up husband.
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VIDEO: Amy Winehouse In Grammy-Winning, Full Sentence-Speaking Shock

by Stuart Heritage

At last night’s Grammys the unthinkable happened – yeah, sure, Amy Winehouse won five awards, but that’s not what we’re talking about.

Amy Winehouse actually managed to sing in tune.

But, yes, Amy Winehouse won five Grammys last night – for Best Record, Best Song, Best Pop Vocal Album, Best Pop Vocal Performance and Best New Artist. And Amy’s elation was clear for all the Grammy viewers to see. That’s because, at current market value, she’ll be able to trade the Grammys in for a big bag of crack on the streets.

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Amy Winehouse Told To Eff Off By US Visa Types

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s something we can all relate to – Amy Winehouse has missed out on the biggest night of her life because of that ‘Amy Winehouse getting hammered on crack’ video.

Amy was supposed to be performing at the Grammys this weekend, but her request for an American visa has been denied, possibly because she’d explode the faces off every sniffer dog in a 50-mile radius the instant she landed at LAX.

Still, ever the trouper Amy Winehouse has vowed to do her Grammys performance live by satellite – just as soon as she’s worked out whether her husband’s prison or the confines of her drug rehab centre will make the more attractive backdrop.

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Amy Winehouse Talks To Police About That Whole Crack Thing

by Stuart Heritage

Throughout all her bad times, Amy Winehouse has been focused like a hawk on one thing and one thing only.

And that’s performing at the Grammy this weekend. Amy Winehouse is up for six trophies and she also knows that performing will bring her an insane amount of exposure, leaving more people than ever before whispering plaudits like “Is she OK?” and “My God, what’s happened to her teeth?”

But Amy Winehouse might not be able to go to the Grammies this weekend, and that’s because the police have just decided to talk to her about the video of her honking on her crack pipe like it was going out of fashion.

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Amy Winehouse & Mika Album A Horrible Possibility

by Stuart Heritage

Husband in jail, painful cold turkey crack rehabilitation, funny haircut – things are just about as bad as possible for Amy Winehouse at the moment, right?

Nope. Because Mika wants to get in on Amy’s plans for a Christmas album.

Mika seems to be under the impression that an Amy Winehouse Christmas album would be much better with him in it because she’s Jewish and he’s partly related to someone who’s been to Lebanon once, or something. But, hey, anything that exposes Mika to a career-threatening hard drug addiction is fine with us.

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Grammys Betting Odds: Rihanna & Amy Winehouse

by Stuart Heritage

Wish you could make some money on the results of the Grammys next month? You’re in luck.

Wish you could make enough money to buy the Grammys and destroy them right in front of Steven Tyler’s weeping face? Well, that’ll be a little more difficult, but not impossible. Because this week we’re letting you bet on the results of the Grammys Best Song category. Yes, all the nominees are universally awful, but this is to make you rich, not to stop you going deaf, OK?

So here are the Grammys betting odds for Umbrella by Rihanna and Rehab by Amy Winehouse, with help from Paddy Power…

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Amy Winehouse Has Another Crack At Rehab

by Stuart Heritage

They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab, but she said n… oh, you’ve already heard that one. Never mind.

Anyway, thanks to the release of that video where Amy Winehouse appears to be inhaling every last atom of crack in the universe through a glass pipe after a mighty big drug binge, Amy’s finally decided to get herself off to rehab for good.

True, Amy Winehouse does already have one unsuccessful rehab stint under her belt, but she’s learnt her lesson with this rehab – this one’s in central London and not on a private island, so she won’t have to wait for a helicopter when she inevitably sacks it off and goes down the pub.

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Amy Winehouse: Don’t Worry, Mary J Blige Is On It

by Stuart Heritage

Although Amy Winehouse faces personal and professional ruin after that video of her huffing crack got out, at she she can sleep safe knowing that Mary J Blige is on the case.

Made aware of Amy Winehouse’s plight by a shining crack-signal beamed into the sky, Mary J Blige has made it her business to help Winehouse out by hook or by crook, whatever it takes.

Or she just mentioned it in an interview because she’s got an album coming out soon and she knows it’s newsworthy. Guess which one it is, kids!

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Amy Winehouse Scarpers To The Crack Clinic

by Stuart Heritage

As Amy Winehouse knows, you haven’t got a drug problem until a national newspaper films you tootling on a crack pipe.

But now that the whole wide world has seen her huffing crack like it was going out of fashion, it looks as if Amy Winehouse has reconsidered a spell at that rehab that they kept trying to make her go to.

Still, though, maybe Amy Winehouse will benefit from this – it’s only through great suffering that great art emerges. Great art or embarrassing off-kilter wailing. We can never remember which one of those is right.

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What? Amy Winehouse Is On Crack?!

by Stuart Heritage

So that’s why Amy Winehouse was so weird at her husband’s court appearance last week – she was off her face on all sorts of drugs.

Yes, drugs. It turns out, you see, that Amy Winehouse sometimes takes drugs. And sometimes, just sometimes, tabloid newspapers are there to secretly video it, like they were on Thursday night. The Sun caught Amy popping Valium, snorting lines of ecstasy powder and cocaine and, yes, honking on her crack pipe.

But the good news is that the drug binge didn’t give Amy Winehouse a near-death overdose experience again. So at least she’s getting better at it.

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