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Kelly Osbourne Has A Dig At Ex Via Twitter With Her Massively Loud Mouth

by Mof Gimmers

Say what you like about Kelly Osbourne, but… no, seriously. Say whatever you like. We’re not Kelly Osbourne so we’re not going to defend her. That’s because she’s rather fond of doing it for herself. See, Kelly has had a privileged but awkward upbringing, and so, as some coping mechanism, developed a really loud mouth. [...]

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Blake Fielder-Civil Could’ve Save Amy Winehouse If He Hadn’t Helped Her Take All Those Drugs

by Mof Gimmers

Amy Winehouse’s death was felt sincerely by many, including her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. He’s riddled with anguish, invariably soundtracked by a chorus of boos from those who need someone to blame for Winehouse’s troubles. However, Blake believes he could have saved Amy. Get ready to launch your rotten tomatoes and insults because, we’re imagining you’ve [...]

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Amy Winehouse Has Funny, Moving Funeral

by Mof Gimmers

More Amy Winehouse news, and this time, something rather sweet in the face of the story’s obvious misery. This afternoon, Winehouse was cremated as music execs, band mates and friends and family got together to send the singer off at a synagogue in North London. Her funeral was refreshingly small by celebrity standards, attended by [...]

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Amy Winehouse Knew She’d Join The 27 Club (Nothing To Do With S Club 7)

by Mof Gimmers

‘The 27 Club’ is one of the most depressing things in popular culture. That’s because its a construct of regrettably long-living music pundits, trying to put a glamorous slant on the needless, untimely death of a young person. And so, Amy Winehouse has now ‘joined’ Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin in [...]

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Amy Winehouse Died Alone And Too Young! Ha!

by Mof Gimmers

When a young talented person dies, it always makes for the most arresting, gruesome spectacle. Away from the obvious sorrow of someone being taken too young, there’s a myriad of sideshows which compel like car-crashes. What is most fascinating about the death of a young person is the reaction from those that didn’t know her [...]

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Amy Winehouse Cancels The Rest Of Her Tour Because She’s Out Of Her Tree

by Michael Park

A fresh, rejuvenated, rehabilitated Amy Winehouse has made the difficult decision to cancel her entire European tour after the entire internet has spent the week laughing at her inability to perform a song that she wrote all by herself during a recent gig in Belgrade. Confirmation came on Sunday that Ms Winehouse had cancelled performances in Istanbul [...]

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Amy Winehouse: Professional Alcoholic And Recovering Singer

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Amy Winehouse was a singer who everyone either liked, or kinda liked? Then, she hit the sauce with the kind of vigour not seen since Keith Moon’s liver ran out on him. Alas, ever since the gargantuan success of ‘Back To Black’, she’s done sod-all apart from puke and stagger. Of course, this [...]

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Amy Winehouse Continues To Be A Shining Role Model For Young Singers Everywhere

by Matthew Laidlow

Hard work and determination are the supposed ways of achieving your goals and becoming the best of the best. Though, we’ve learnt the hard way that a cheeky wink and a short skirt can also increase your chances. Sadly, most of the hecklerspray writing staff can’t pull this manoeuvre off. Recent programs such as X-Factor [...]

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Amy Winehouse Has Made Friends With A Monkey

by Mof Gimmers

Aw! Remember Amy Winehouse? She was always in the newspapers covered in bitemarks and scratches wasn’t she? We can’t remember why she became famous in the first instance. Maybe she was a tennis player or something. We genuinely can’t recall. All we know is that really boring people go to Halloween parties dressed as her. [...]

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Dick Van Dyke: Dolphin Friendly

by Ralph Sanders

This is meant to be some kind of a cynical pop-culture website, right? Most of you are looking at the name in the title and wondering which celebrity has forcibly trapped a lesbian in the back of a transit van before inserting their penis inside them for the pleasure of a pod of watching aquatic [...]

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