Look, let’s not dilly-dally – this is an Amy Winehouse story, so it’s either going to be about drugs or violence.
Or, at a push, degenerative skin conditions. But, no, we shouldn’t toy with you – after all, stories about Amy Winehouse’s degenerative skin conditions are a rare and valuable delicacy, much like scabby truffles. Actually, this is a violence-based Amy Winehouse story – she’s been charged with assault after allegedly punching a dancer in the face.
Upon hearing this news, Chris Brown is thought to have exclaimed “Punched someone in the face, eh?” before developing a visible erection and politely excusing himself.
