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America’s Got Talent: Was It A Susan Boyle Moment?

by Paul Gibson

Some things haven’t changed from the British version of Got Talent. There’s the smug judge on the right, the facially inarticulate judge in the middle, and Piers Morgan on the left (still desperately trying to make comprehensible words come out of his slimy, floppy-jawed mouth). And now America’s got Talent strikes another BGT-like chord: last [...]

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America’s Got Talent Begins: Can They Give Us A Susan Boyle?

by Paul Gibson

Will the producers of America’s Got Talent be able to find a mad-haired old fat lady, just like the Brits did? The clue is in the question: what with this being America, they’ll doubtless be fighting them off with sticks. Of course, America has to do things a bit bigger than anybody else. So we [...]

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Nick Cannon To Host America’s Got Zero Self-Awareness

by Stuart Heritage

The thing about America’s Got Talent is that it isn’t really about talent – it’s about attention-seeking idiots.

But at least America’s Got Talent knows this. That’s why, to replace Jerry Springer, the new host of America’s Got Talent has been named as Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Oh, you know Nick Cannon. He’s Mariah Carey’s husband.

Anyway, to help Nick Cannon fit in, America’s Got Talent is changing its name to suit him. Currently it’s a toss-up between America Once Met A Stripper Called Talent, America’s Got A Rampant Desire For Fame and America Got Married To Someone With Talent For The Money.

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America Rolls Out The Talented Big Guns

by Matthew Laidlow

In the UK, to win any sort of talent show, you need a gut-wrenching tale that will pull everyone’s heartstrings. Or if you’re Leon Jackson from X Factor, you should just burst into floods of tears every other minute to guarantee success. The first winner of Britain’s Got Talent – Paul Potts – overcame his [...]

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