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American Idol: Rock Night Or Suck Night Or Whatever

by Stuart Heritage

When you think rock, chances are you think Slash. And then when you think Slash, you think silly silly hat.

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American Idol: Taylor Hicks! (Plus Everyone Hates Adam Lambert)

by Stuart Heritage

Last night’s American Idol was shocking, for one reason. Yes, Matt Giraud’s gone. Yes Adam Lambert was in the bottom two.

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American Idol: Adam Lambert Is A Good Swimmer Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Guess what happened on American Idol last night. Everyone sang songs. And Adam Lambert sang the best song. Shocking.

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American Idol: Anoop Desai & Lil Rounds Finally Extinguished

by Stuart Heritage

Well well, maybe that American Idol Judge’s Save gimmick wasn’t as hopelessly poo-headed as we all thought.

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American Idol Goes Disco, Because It Hates You

by Stuart Heritage

Ah, American Idol Disco Night – a tradition right up there with visiting elderly relatives and hereditary bowel disease.

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American Idol: Matt Giraud Is Out! Then In Again! Briefly!

by Stuart Heritage

You know when, as a child, your mum threatens to hit you, and the fear of anticipation is worse than the actual violence?

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American Idol: Quentin Tarantino? Guh?

by Stuart Heritage

Last night American Idol sang songs from the movies – specifically the movies with dreadful power ballads in them.

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Is Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol? Is He? IS HE? Etc

by Stuart Heritage

Simon Cowell isn’t American, and people only drop to their knees around him to escape the dangle of his pendulous manboobs.

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American Idol: Scott MacIntyre Goes To Badly-Dressed Heaven

by Stuart Heritage

Last night American Idol lost one of its biggest personalities, by which we mean one of its stupidest haircuts.

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American Idol: Simon Cowell 4 Adam Lambert IDST

by Stuart Heritage

Out of the way blindy, shove over morbid widower – there’s really only one person who’ll win American Idol now.

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