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AT&T (Possibly) Ruins Adam Lambert’s Entire Life Forever

by Stuart Heritage

You may still be perplexed about Kris Allen winning American Idol. If you are, we have some wonderful news.

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Is Adam Lambert The New Freddie Mercury? Probably Not, No

by Stuart Heritage

The American Idol final is long gone. Gone but not forgotten. Following the victory of Kris Whateverhisnamewas, the shock is still palpable.

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Simon Cowell’s Ex-Girlfriend Gets Choked, Somewhat Inexplicably

by Stuart Heritage

Great, American Idol’s over. We’re thrilled. No more talking about American Idol for another… what’s that?

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Your New American Idol Is… What? Kris Allen? Really?

by Stuart Heritage

Oh, this is hilarious. Who was the biggest star of American Idol this year? That’s correct, Adam Lambert.

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American Idol: Adam Lambert & Kris Allen Fight To The Actual Death

by Stuart Heritage

So that’s it. No more American Idol for another year. Last night Adam Lambert and Kris Allen sang their final songs, so it’s over.

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Is Adam Lambert Gay? Why Don’t We Ask His ‘Boyfriend’

by Stuart Heritage

During American Idol, Adam Lambert has kept one aspect of his life deliberately ambiguous. But today we can blow that secret wide open.

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American Idol Socks It To Gokey

by Stuart Heritage

So now we know who the American Idol finalists are. And now we know that one of them isn’t Danny Gokey. Thank heavens.

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American Idol: Simon Cowell Is A Stroppy Little Madam

by Stuart Heritage

God, is American Idol still going? Yeesh. We want it to end now. And it’s not just us – Simon Cowell does too.

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American Idol: See You Later, Iraheta

by Stuart Heritage

We have some breaking news. Apparently America likes speccy idiots who scream like bellends and are rubbish.

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Paula Abdul: Opposites Attract (Her To A Buttload Of Painkillers)

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s say American Idol is a family. Who would Paula Abdul be? That’s right, she’d be your aggressive, incoherent, substance-addled mother.

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