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Simon Cowell’s Pendulous Manboobs To Leave American Idol?

If your favourite thing about American Idol is Simon Cowell, we have a little bit of bad news for you.

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Carrie Underwood Gets Engaged To Some Bloke

by Stuart Heritage

Oh well done Mike Fisher. No, really, on behalf of all men, thanks. You’ve just ruined Christmas for us all.

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Adam Lambert Wanted His Album Cover To Look Like That, Honest

by Stuart Heritage

The artwork for Adam Lambert’s new album For Your Entertainment has already kicked up one hell of a fuss.

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Adam Lambert’s Whiny New Song Leaked Onto The Internet

by Stuart Heritage

A warning: if you don’t like fat teenage girls with silly emo haircuts and black nail polish, stay inside during November.

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American Idol? Ahh, Don’t Even Bother, Says Ex-Contestant!

by Josh Burt

Hands up who remembers Chris Sligh from American Idol. Anyone? No? Fine. To refresh your leaking memory he was the fat guy with the glasses, who made it through mainly because he had a moderately good sense of humour, which papered over the cracks of his rather less impressive singing voice. He looked like Jack [...]

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Ellen Degeneres Gets Paula Adul’s Idol Job, Practices Blathering

by Shawn Lindseth

Our favourite part of watching American Idol has always been crying under the couch with our fingers knuckle-deep in our ears anytime someone holding our remote control decides to check it out. Our least favourite part of watching the show has always been the aural bleeding. Admittedly that’s probably because our un-filed fingers had just been jammed in [...]

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