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American Apparel Pays Woody Allen $5m, Thankfully Not For Modelling

May 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Woody Allen, American ApparelDo you like Woody Allen? Then we have some great news. But only if you like Woody Allen.

Because if you don’t like Woody Allen, preferring to devote your time to clicking on pictures of scantily-clad girls on the internet in the desperate hope that you’ll be redirected to a pornography site, only to be disappointingly taken to a clothes retailer, we’ve got some bad news.

American Apparel has given Woody Allen $5 million for using an image of him on a billboard without permission. Just think how many smug, creatively-desolate Scarlett Johansson movies he can make with that. Joy.

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Woody Allen Sues The Spandex Off American Apparel

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Woody Allen American Apparel Sues lawsuit advert billboards imageWoody Allen hasn't endorsed any product since the Acme Adopted Stepdaughter That You're Allowed To Sleep With in 1992.

But you wouldn't know it to drive around America gawking out of your car window instead of concentrating on the road ahead of you. Because if you've been doing that, the moments directly before your gruesome death were probably spent looking at billboards of Woody Allen appearing to endorse American Apparel.

However, Woody Allen hasn't been endorsing American Apparel at all, which is why he's launched a $10 million lawsuit against the company. And he has every right to, because the billboards don't accurately representing him as an artist. No, they'd need to be 500% shitter and have Ewan McGregor in them to do that.

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