Do you like Woody Allen? Then we have some great news. But only if you like Woody Allen.
Because if you don’t like Woody Allen, preferring to devote your time to clicking on pictures of scantily-clad girls on the internet in the desperate hope that you’ll be redirected to a pornography site, only to be disappointingly taken to a clothes retailer, we’ve got some bad news.
American Apparel has given Woody Allen $5 million for using an image of him on a billboard without permission. Just think how many smug, creatively-desolate Scarlett Johansson movies he can make with that. Joy.

