Hoist the flags and sound the trumpets – Angelina Jolie has either given birth to twins or farted really, really loudly!
Reports are flooding in that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France. However, right now nobody seems to know how unpregnant Angelina Jolie actually is because, while the reports are mostly convincing, it appears that Angelina has given the twin girls vaguely sensible names. And if we know Angelina Jolie, we know that she’d rather stab a baby in the face than give it a name that she hasn’t just made up from a random combination of letters on a whim.
Anyway – Angelina Jolie! Babies! Birth! Let’s go!
