Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

With all those immigrants coming to America through her metaphoric vaginal canal, we suppose it was only a matter of time until one of them fell deeply in love with the Statue of Liberty. So it is with Amanda Whittaker. Although we can’t say for certain that she in an immigrant, we can say she claims a steamy, one-sided love affair with the gargantuan green lady.

A word of caution – don’t mock her. Her inanimate-lover condition could happen to you. You know, if you’re really lonely and human-people never like to touch you or something.