We have some breaking news. Apparently America likes speccy idiots who scream like bellends and are rubbish.
It must do. Because on last night’s American Idol Danny Gokey - the man with a face like a remedial-level bespectacled foot who had performed Aerosmith‘s Dream On in the style of a traumatised burns victim – wasn’t eliminated. Instead, Allison Iraheta was told to pack her bags and instantly leave the public consciousness.
Allison Iraheta did OK on American Idol, and she’s young – she’s got the rest of her life to consistently fail to reach the same heights before dying embittered and resigned.
When you think rock, chances are you think Slash. And then when you think Slash, you think silly silly hat.
