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Readers’ Letters: “Grow Up & Get A Life” – Thanks Team Breezy

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Every week, hecklerspray is inundated with people who have opinions about us, our lives, our right to do the job we do and the celebrities that we take the piss out of. It’s always delightful to sit and sift through page after page of people telling us that we should be killed or have various parts of our anatomies sheered off by a sharpened snowboard.

Of course, those ones are our favourites and they’re the ones that we keep for ourselves and take to bed with us at night so that the burning hatred of the reader can keep us warm in our cold beds.

These ones are for you…

Jada Pinkett-Smith Doesn’t Understand The Concept Of Divorce

September 5th, 2011 By Michael Park

The murky swamp of celebrity gossip has been threatening to drown Jada Pinkett-Smith or, at the very least, feed her to a float of hungry crocodiles with an agenda against the Wachowski Brothers.

After rumours emerged that her fame is almost completely linked to being Will Smith’s wife, Pinkett-Smith was under close scrutiny to prove that she could still get work without water-skiing the afore-mentioned swamp, using Mr Smith’s coattails to keep herself upright.

Pinkett-Smith, currently appearing in the widely panned but yet renewed TNT series ‘Hawthorne’, has said that she is grateful for the support of her husband.

Alfonso Ribeiro Says Will Smith Isn’t Getting A Divorce & Refutes Suggestions That No-One Knows Who He Is

August 25th, 2011 By Michael Park

Ex-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star (and sod all else) Alfonso Ribeiro has been placed on high alert to answer inane questions about his infinitely more famous ex-colleague Will Smith’s marriage. This is the first time Alfonso has been hounded by paparazzi and reporters since he was accused of beating a supermodel to death after she supposedly called him a ‘miserable has-been’.

Alfonso won’t mind us including that completely fictional point there. It’ll keep his profile up.

It was alleged earlier this week that?Will and Jada had separated, sparking a wave of hysterical nonchalance to spread around the world.

Flogging The Dead Horse Of Bel-Air (Will Smith To Remake Fresh Prince?)

June 16th, 2011 By Kris Silver

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the platform that launched Will Smith?s career and introduced an entire generation to the high-top fade and the fashion miracle that is a blazer that's been turned inside out.

The show ended 15 years ago (and has subsequently been repeated more times than Friends) but one of the shows former stars, Tatyana Ali, who played Will?s cousin Ashley Banks, has confirmed that the original cast are in talks about doing a reunion.

We can't help but wonder which Aunt Viv they?ll bring back though.