Well, that whole ‘predetermined American Idol top four’ thing turned out to be blindingly accurate, didn’t it?
Just look at Alexis Grace. According to reports, Alexis Grace was going to be one of the last four contestants on American Idol. But that probably won’t happen any more, because last night Alexis Grace got voted off American Idol.
This means that Lil Rounds, Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert also aren’t as safe as they think they are. Especially Lambert, because his voice sounds like a malfunctioning pungi and it’s only a matter of time before he’s attacked by a venomous snake.
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Tonight, the top 13 American Idol contestants take part in the first of this year’s soul-destroying live finals.
So, you know, hooray for that. The American Idol finalists are gently being eased into the competition, because tonight is Michael Jackson night and therefore all they need to do to impress the judges is squeak a lot and, if possible, turn into either a giant plasticine rabbit or quite a nice car.
However, there’s just one thing wrong here – we don’t actually know who any of the top 13 American Idol contestants actually are. So we suppose we should bloody find out, then…
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Well, that whole ‘predetermined American Idol top four’ thing turned out to be blindingly accurate, didn’t it?
