Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
When I was a little girl I genuinely thought there were no two women more beautiful than Christie Brinkley and Kathy Ireland. I haven’t seen Kathy Ireland lately, but, in case you were wondering, Christie Brinkley is still killing it.
Christie was the queen of Sports Illustrated back in the 80s, and now, at 63, she’s back in their swimsuit issue (with her two super hot daughters), giving me massive insecurity because I’ll never be as hot as a woman who can collect her RRSP.
This weekend, Billy Joel’s daughter Alexa Ray was rushed to hospital after taking eight pills in an apparent suicide attempt.
That’s the bad news. The good news is that she’s going to be fine – Alexa Ray Joel was released from hospital last night and is now being taken of by her family. The weird news, though, comes in the claim that Alexa Ray Joel had actually taken Traumeel, a homoeopathic anti-inflammatory medication that’s used as much on cats and dogs as it is on humans.
But at least it’s been confirmed that Alexa Ray is going to be fine. What’s more, it’s expected that she’ll have a nice glossy coat and waggy tail after all this as well. Too far? too far.
