Alex Sim-Wise is a woman. And a very pretty one at that.

So much so that she is paid to pose in sexual positions to excite sexually frustrated blokes and give them the false hope that one day they’ll get married to her and live in a pink castle in the clouds. However, Alex is not your average bimbo model who aspires to shag a footballer outside a trendy London nightclub. Her no-holds-bar attitude has propelled her to fame and a hardcore legion of fans. 

We asked Alex the same questions we ask everybody else, and this is how she answered…