Articles tagged with: Alex Haines
Amy Winehouse Also Did It With A Snapper, Apparently
Hey, are you sick of being forced to think of Amy Winehouse's grisly genitals in action yet? Yeah, us too. But come on. Take a deep breath, hunker down for the next couple of minutes and we'll all get through this together. It might take some strength of mind and a couple of months of group counselling afterwards, but we'll be OK. Ready? Good. Amy Winehouse has apparently been - urg - having sex. With someone who isn't her husband or that new bloke she's been dragging around lately. Amy Winehouse has apparently been having sex with - gleurgh - a long-haired American photographer. And it's all the fault of - huuurrrgh - Kelly Osbourne. If you need us we'll be puking and crying at the same time in the corner.
