Listen, before you even ask, no. I am not going to make a post about the Emmys. I don’t watch Game of Thrones, I don’t watch that Marvelous Miss whatever show, so I honestly just don’t give a single fuck (other than the fact John Mulaney won an award. That was cool). Today, I’m only going to blog about Justin Bieber, so deal with it, k?
I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Biebs, but he might have gotten married at a courthouse on Thursday, which is really adding to my theory that him and Hailey Baldwin only got engaged because she’s knocked up.