Articles tagged with: Alec Baldwin
Kim Basinger To Probably Not Win Any Oscars Next Year, Then
Do you like everything that Steve Martin has ever done, and everything that Alec Baldwin has ever done, and the Oscars? You do? Then you're probably the only one. Oh, and also we've got some wonderful news for you. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are going to host the Oscars next year! That's right - the hilarious brain behind The Jerk and the glowering show-stealer from Glengarry Glen Ross are combining forces to host the most glittering night in the Hollywood calendar! Or the old man from The Pink Panther 2 and the fat bloke from Thomas And The Magic Railroad are combining forces to trudge through six hours of smug backslappery that nobody really watches any more. One or the other.
Do you like everything that Steve Martin has ever done, and everything that Alec Baldwin has ever done, and the Oscars? You do? Then you're probably the only one. Oh, and also we've got some wonderful news for you. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are going to host the Oscars next year! That's right - the hilarious brain behind The Jerk and the glowering show-stealer from Glengarry Glen Ross are combining forces to host the most glittering night in the Hollywood calendar! Or the old man from The Pink Panther 2 and the fat bloke from Thomas And The Magic Railroad are combining forces to trudge through six hours of smug backslappery that nobody really watches any more. One or the other.
The 20 Most Awesome Movie Cameos Ever
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
Cameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword. On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress. The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.
The Emmy Awards: Big TV Love-In Update
Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It's only a shame that such wonderful nights out don't stretch into normal jobs. We shall only ever dream of a day when undervalued stone masons and building site skivvies get to breeze around outside hotels shouting details of their suits/blouses to hysterical reporters. What a great day that would be.
Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It's only a shame that such wonderful nights out don't stretch into normal jobs. We shall only ever dream of a day when undervalued stone masons and building site skivvies get to breeze around outside hotels shouting details of their suits/blouses to hysterical reporters. What a great day that would be.
Alec Baldwin Apologises To All Mail-Order Brides
When hecklerspray's eyes first met those of our sweet wife, it was as if she wasn't in a crate at all. As the UPS truck pulled away it seemed to pull our deepest worries with it. After all - it was love we were feeling. After we crow-barred out over 100 nails we realized Melva hadn't really been gazing at us lovingly. She was actually in a medically induced coma for shipping purposes, and her eyes had just happened to roll back in the direction of her air holes. Imagine our dismay. Also, imagine Alec Baldwin's dismay in a separate mail-order-bride incident.
When hecklerspray's eyes first met those of our sweet wife, it was as if she wasn't in a crate at all. As the UPS truck pulled away it seemed to pull our deepest worries with it. After all - it was love we were feeling. After we crow-barred out over 100 nails we realized Melva hadn't really been gazing at us lovingly. She was actually in a medically induced coma for shipping purposes, and her eyes had just happened to roll back in the direction of her air holes. Imagine our dismay. Also, imagine Alec Baldwin's dismay in a separate mail-order-bride incident.
Alec Baldwin Just Wants to be Loved, Starts by Ragging on Everyone
Alec Baldwin is old. And tired.
Alec Baldwin is old. And tired.
He’s old and he’s tired of wearing man girdles, and he just wants to be loved.
Don’t worry, Alec. We hear your desperate plea for love and affection. We hold our arms open wide for you – even wider if you don’t have your girdle on. We’re forever yours faithfully, Alec. Journey-style.
Unless, you know, you’re just saying all of this because you’re broke. Obviously, no one will want you if you’re broke.
