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Weezer Reveal Album Cover To Make Lost Fans Cream

August 10th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Weezer are a peculiar little pop band. They know how to stay in people’s minds without ever making a record that crosses over big-time. Of course, that doesn’t include the ‘Buddy Holly’ single and its brilliant Happy Days vid.

Despite making consistently decent LPs, the band have outlived others thanks to a playfulness in marketing. They made the Weezer snuggy, got fans involved in one of the videos for their singles and now, they’re putting actor Jorge Garcia, aka Hurley from Lost on the front of their newest and eighth LP.

No really. There’s a picture of it over the jump to prove it.

Katy Perry Wears Not A Lot Of Candy Floss For New Album

July 22nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Katy Perry burst onto the popscene with a selection of tracks that were either going to go and die in the needy-outrage bin or, as it transpired, dazzle Ver Kidz by being so gratingly brash and juggernautesque that no-one stood a chance.

Then, something changed. Some stayed rooted in the ‘She Does My Head In’ camp whilst everyone else started to ‘get it’. By getting it, that means a lot of women suddenly started liking her camp ’50s schtick and men liked looking at her rather sociable boobs. Boobs, as it happens, that can fire cream out of them. And then she went and spoiled it all by getting hitched up with a spindly legged Thesaurus.

But fear not flesh fans… Katy Perry’s new album has a lot of skin and a whole lack of Russell Brand (and we have a picture of it over the jump).

Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Attacked By Scarlett Johansson

March 25th, 2009 By Paul Sorrenti

Scarlett Johansson (the actress – and now singer – famous for having Scarlett Johansson’s boobs on her chest; you know the one?) has blasted two of hecklerspray’s most cherished celebrities!

The outrageous harlot has dared to declare that the musical talent of our Paris Hilton and our Lindsay Lohan is not quite her cup of tea.

How dare she? Just who does she think she is? Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a put a lot of good, honest, hard-work into getting where they are today, yet where is the respect? Do you think those cocks suck themselves?