Everything about Alan Carr is ridiculous. The high-pitched, squealing voice, the mincing walk, the thick black glasses and enormous teeth.
So it’s no surprise that his new Channel 4 talk show has a silly name too. Alan Carr: Chatty Man.
Who says “chatty” in real life? I imagine only mothers in the playground, whinging about someone being too chatty. Or not chatty enough. Or bullying them into an eating disorder. I don’t know. Alan Carr: Chat Man sounds a bit too much like a rubbish superhero. At least they didn’t go for a pun on his name and a cheeky Carry On-style innuendo about a gear-stick.
