Articles tagged with: Al Pacino
Al Pacino To Be The World’s Shoutiest-Ever King Lear
Of all the adaptations of King Lear in the past, none have starred a screaming chipolata in a mansized wig. So thank the lord above for Al Pacino. Not content to confine his bellowing, stupid-haired abilities to films where he gets to shout at people, hook up with improbably young women and then solve a murder at the end, Al Pacino has decided that his next movie will be King Lear. And we're looking forward to it - if only to hear Al Pacino yell "I PRITHEE, dotter, do NO-ORRRT make me MAY-ADDD," in that peculiar way of his.
Of all the adaptations of King Lear in the past, none have starred a screaming chipolata in a mansized wig. So thank the lord above for Al Pacino. Not content to confine his bellowing, stupid-haired abilities to films where he gets to shout at people, hook up with improbably young women and then solve a murder at the end, Al Pacino has decided that his next movie will be King Lear. And we're looking forward to it - if only to hear Al Pacino yell "I PRITHEE, dotter, do NO-ORRRT make me MAY-ADDD," in that peculiar way of his.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 6 November 2008
10 - Hi, I'm that girl from Heroes. Just to let you know, I need to be stopped. Just to reiterate - that girl from Heroes/ I need to be stopped. Preferably before the 2:40 mark, if that's possible. Thanks!... 9 - Rejected James Bond songs. Shame it's not rejected James Bond movies, because Quantum Of ...
FAT WATCH: Al Pacino Is Packing… Meat, Not Heat
FROM DIETPIXIE - At nearly 70, it’s hardly a surprise but the sprightly little megastar, Al Pacino, is finally filling out. He’s been pictured looking pretty rotund and his archetypal black outfit was failing miserably to ‘slim’ his figure. Read the rest of this entry (link opens in new window)>>
FROM DIETPIXIE - At nearly 70, it’s hardly a surprise but the sprightly little megastar, Al Pacino, is finally filling out. He’s been pictured looking pretty rotund and his archetypal black outfit was failing miserably to ‘slim’ his figure. Read the rest of this entry (link opens in new window)>>
Greatest News Since Sliced Bread: De Niro & Pacino To Star In Same Film
It is the sort of news that would have lesser entertainment sites typing, over and over again, in an indecent boldness of font, the letters: OMG. That most blasphemous initialising of ‘Oh My God’, which the youths of today treat so brazenly, as if the name of our Lord were merely a soiled menstrual nappy to be tossed away willy-nilly, it’s sacrilegious smudge left to spread amongst the scum-ridden culture-wasteland of working class society. The word God must never be abbreviated. It is an act of devolution so disgusting that it shant be matched until the day The Kooks are considered anything other than the most grotesque of namby-pambies. But, if hecklerspray were as pathetic as those sites, then right now we would be licking our own ejaculate into a mural of OMGs, high on to the ceiling above us, because Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are going to be acting together in the same movie.
It is the sort of news that would have lesser entertainment sites typing, over and over again, in an indecent boldness of font, the letters: OMG. That most blasphemous initialising of ‘Oh My God’, which the youths of today treat so brazenly, as if the name of our Lord were merely a soiled menstrual nappy to be tossed away willy-nilly, it’s sacrilegious smudge left to spread amongst the scum-ridden culture-wasteland of working class society. The word God must never be abbreviated. It is an act of devolution so disgusting that it shant be matched until the day The Kooks are considered anything other than the most grotesque of namby-pambies. But, if hecklerspray were as pathetic as those sites, then right now we would be licking our own ejaculate into a mural of OMGs, high on to the ceiling above us, because Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are going to be acting together in the same movie.
Al Pacino Gets To Be The Shoutiest Ever James Bond Villain
Think that A Quantum Of Solace is a crappy name for a James Bond title? Perhaps it'll make more sense when it's bellowed by a 67-year-old shouting midget with no real sense of subtlety.
You guessed it - Al Pacino is going to star in the new James Bond movie A Quantum Of Solace.
Thank God for that - after spending weeks fretting over the quality of the new James Bond film, it looks like all our fears were misplaced. Now that Al Pacino has signed up for a role in A Quantum Of Solace, we're confident that it'll be at least as good as Ocean's Thirteen. Phew, right?
