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Top 10 Most Badass Fictional Bikers of All Time

September 21st, 2012 By Gavin Bard

In the wonderful world of escapist entertainment, owning a motorcycle makes you an immense bad ass with a will of steel and fists of iron. Even characters who might only ride a motorcycle occasionally suddenly find themselves turning into the toughest human being on wheels.

In real life, most motorcycles are sitting in the garages of henpecked husbands or the driveways of aging rebels turned office workers going through the throes of their mid life crises. Real life is definitely more “sons of middle class upbringing” than Sons of Anarchy.

Luckily for all of us, I don’t write about boring and unimportant stuff like real life.

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Kristen Stewart To Star In Live Action Akira – Start Complaining Now

November 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Have you heard about the live action version of Akira that’s going to hit the cinema screens? Isn’t that the most wonderful news you’ve ever heard? It’s not like the original was perfect or anything stupid like that.

There’s even better news! Supreme dullard Kristen Stewart has been offered a role in the Akira adaptation too! Ain’t that grand?

Yes. We live in a world where someone who has played a major part in the Twilight movies and they still get job offers, despite the fact they are so crashingly tedious that air stagnates around their head every time they slowly bat a dry eyelid. However, all is not lost. We have just the role for Kristen, should she land the Akira gig.

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