We've never really ?got? the Kardashian sisters. They?re kind of a ?Lidl? Paris Hilton, despite the fact that there are three of them. Which sort of makes them three times more despicable.

But at least Paris Hilton has never been stupid enough to say that basic security checks are like being RAPED.

The thing with the Kardashians is – at least two of them are smashable. Which ‘sort of’ forgives their lack of intellect, personality and talent. Or the massive resentment caused by their ridiculous unearned wealth. Or the fact that they are in the public eye for no reason other than being really rich and stupid enough to let people point cameras at them. Whilst either having sex or appearing on a horrendous ?reality? show.