Agony aunt Claire Rayner has died at the age of 79. That’s sad isn’t it? Yes, it is still sad even when you consider that she gave birth to Jay Rayner, grumpy faced TV foodie. We shouldn’t joke really as he’s no doubt grieving like nobody’s business today.
Anyway, Claire Rayner – writer and broadcaster – had suffered from cancer for many years. The former nurse was reported to have told her relatives she wanted her last words to be: “Tell David Cameron that if he screws up my beloved NHS I’ll come back and bloody haunt him.”
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You read that right – Amy Winehouse wants to solve your problems on the radio.
Even we don’t have to go in to much detail about the potential arse-up that this could bring to the innocent people of London. Granted, there are a few cockney people like the So Solid Crew and Danny Dyer who we’d like to exterminate but that’s another kettle of onions.
We have our own plans for those individuals and don’t want Amy Winehouse to jump in and spoil our fun.
Unless you only read The Financial Times and have only stumbled upon hecklerspray through mistyping something in to Google, you won’t know who Amy Winehouse is.
In a nutshell, she’s a girl with tattoos who sings songs by other people, has her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake locked up in prison and occasionally dabbles in drugs. Actually, the term “hunting down every dealer in London to eat up their stash of pills and powders quicker then a bear hunts down salmon†comes to mind.
So how is she getting this potential gig? Let us explain.
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