Articles tagged with: Africa
Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Agogwe
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. People are familiar enough with Bigfoot and the common descriptions given to him - that being visually identical to how Rosie O'Donnell would look if she always walked around naked and backwards with her face on the reverse-side of her skull. What people don't often know is that the sasquatch is not the only hairy anomaly out there - oh no. You see, there's also the much less reported Agogwe - an animal that's every bit as hairy as sasquatch but a fraction of the size. There have actually been a surprising amount of sightings of this guy - sightings to be detailed on the next page, sucka.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. People are familiar enough with Bigfoot and the common descriptions given to him - that being visually identical to how Rosie O'Donnell would look if she always walked around naked and backwards with her face on the reverse-side of her skull. What people don't often know is that the sasquatch is not the only hairy anomaly out there - oh no. You see, there's also the much less reported Agogwe - an animal that's every bit as hairy as sasquatch but a fraction of the size. There have actually been a surprising amount of sightings of this guy - sightings to be detailed on the next page, sucka.
Amy Winehouse Single-Handedly Destroys All Of Africa
This must be Amy Winehouse's lucky year - not only has she won five Grammy awards but she's also single-handedly caused the destruction of an entire continent.
And that's not just us saying that - the UN says so too, so it must be true.
According to a UN bigwig, every time Amy Winehouse glamorises drug-taking, it helps to fuel the African cocaine trade and recklessly creates corrupt 'narco-states'. And worse still, Amy Winehouse is becoming a cultural icon in Africa, and those poor people have got problems enough as it is without feeling the need to stagger round their villages in just their bra shouting "My Blakey!" all the time as well.
The Bono Miracle Tarnished
It seems that some people are never happy. After saving the world by organising a few gigs, Bono has been slammed by head of African Aid Action, Jobs Selasie.
Bono, who is renowned for his messianic charisma and rumoured to heal the blind just with his touch, was criticised by Selassie for not involving grassroots African organisations and saying that such half-baked charity endeavours such as Live Aid are detrimental to the future of Africa.
It seems that some people are never happy. After saving the world by organising a few gigs, Bono has been slammed by head of African Aid Action, Jobs Selasie.Bono, who is renowned for his messianic charisma and rumoured to heal the blind just with his touch, was criticised by Selassie for not involving grassroots African organisations and saying that such half-baked charity endeavours such as Live Aid are detrimental to the future of Africa.
