Articles tagged with: Afghans
Don’t Worry, War-Ravaged Afghans – Here Comes Jude Law!
For thousands of years, Afghanistan has weathered a near-constant stream of violent invasions. Why? Because Jude Law wasn't around to sort them all out, obviously. But luckily that's all changed now. Jude Law went to Afghanistan on a mission of peace yesterday, to call for a one-day ceasefire that would allow food deliveries and vaccinations to take place. But only if it's called The First Annual Ceasefire And We Love Jude Law Day and everyone is given a Jude Law mask and a badge that says 'Jude Law Is My Hero And Also A Fairly Underrated Actor'. That's a lie. But while Jude Law's Afghan peace visit might seem like an embarrassingly hopeless display of celebrity vanity, it might just work. After all, it's a little-known fact that the Taliban universally considers Jude Law's portrayal of a sexy robot prostitute in AI to be the pinnacle of artistic achievement in all of history. It might work after all!
For thousands of years, Afghanistan has weathered a near-constant stream of violent invasions. Why? Because Jude Law wasn't around to sort them all out, obviously. But luckily that's all changed now. Jude Law went to Afghanistan on a mission of peace yesterday, to call for a one-day ceasefire that would allow food deliveries and vaccinations to take place. But only if it's called The First Annual Ceasefire And We Love Jude Law Day and everyone is given a Jude Law mask and a badge that says 'Jude Law Is My Hero And Also A Fairly Underrated Actor'. That's a lie. But while Jude Law's Afghan peace visit might seem like an embarrassingly hopeless display of celebrity vanity, it might just work. After all, it's a little-known fact that the Taliban universally considers Jude Law's portrayal of a sexy robot prostitute in AI to be the pinnacle of artistic achievement in all of history. It might work after all!
