In the past when Dog The Bounty Hunter faced a problem he'd grind his scrotumy face into a snarl, spray the problem in the eyes with bear mace and repeat the word 'bra' at the problem until it started sobbing like a girl.

But some problems are just too big for one man, even a man whose arms and hair are made of asteroid rock and angel tears respectively. And ever since Dog The Bounty Hunter found a tape of himself angrily telling his son that he didn't like her girlfriend because she was a 'nigger', he knows that only too well. After A&E suspended Dog The Bounty Hunter following his racist outburst, a major company has also decide to stop advertising on his show. Still, Dog The Bounty Hunter will have the last laugh – because that advertiser is going to see its undereducated redneck demographic plummet any day now.

Racism's an ugly thing that only belongs stalking the corridors of hell bellowing at people. By a strange cosmic coincidence, so is Dog The Bounty Hunter – so it was always going to be inevitable that racism and Dog The Bounty Hunter were going to team up at some point.

But now that Dog The Bounty Hunter's nigger-hating rant has ended up all over the internet, meaning that Dog The Bounty Hunter can now ascend to the racist A-league along with Michael Richards, Don Imus and that woman from Radio 2, Dog is more trouble than even he can imagine. You see, the world has turned against Dog The Bounty Hunter just because he chose to order his son not to date a black woman, reasoning that:

"I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us into the Enquirer magazine."

Silly Dog The Bounty Hunter. In these modern times he should know that you're not allowed to tell your family to split up with people of colour because of the n-word. You can tell them to do it because black people are all second-class citizens who can't swim very well – that's fine – but not the n-word. And Dog The Bounty Hunter is paying the price for his jaw-droppingly offensive tirade. His broadcaster A&E has suspended production of Dog The Bounty Hunter indefinitely, but just to put the boot in even more Yum Brands Inc – owner of KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell – has pulled advertising from the show too, saying:

"It's despicable. We are no longer advertising on the show."

This will sting Dog The Bounty Hunter hard if the show ever returns, mainly because of the ridiculous amount of product placement on the show – around 12,321 instances in the first six months of the year alone. And product placement on shows like Dog The Bounty Hunter is important, because people who watch that kind of show are more likely to see a ridiculous looking man spray a crack addict in the face with bear mace while drinking a can of Sprite and then go "hey, Sprite IS delicious!"

It's unknown whether or not Yum Brands Inc will ever return to placing advertisements in Dog The Bounty Hunter, but we can understand its reticence.

After all, it's bad enough to see a gruff man who looks like a Judas Priest roadie coming back off tour from the planet Steroid wolfing down your products and exclaiming how much he recommends them, but it's quite another thing to consider that one day Dog The Bounty Hunter will turn to the camera, extend a tree-trunk of a finger and declare "you know what I was thinking about when I was eating a delicious large Pizza Hut Meaty BBQ Cheesy Bites pizza just now? I was thinking that I hate all black people."