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Badvertising: Carlsberg & The Feats Of Human Endeavour

by Michael Park

Beer. Lager. Come on folks. We all love a nice cool, refreshing lager after a hard day sitting in the bedsit, angrily hacking words into our typewriters but lager advertising is notorious for playing up to ‘laddy’ stereotypes or generally misrepresenting the product as being anything more than yellow piss-water that no-one in their right [...]

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Look! X Factor USA Is Imminent! Simon Cowell’s Nightmare In Video Proves It!

by Mof Gimmers

Hark at this! The brand spanking new X Factor USA has finally started advertising itself and, despite shameless product placement, they’ve only gone and made an adspot that isn’t wholly awful. In fact, it’s almost charmingly witty. Although, Paula Abdul’s face takes the prize as funniest thing on the video. Anyway, here it is. Watch [...]

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Badvertising: We Don’t Want To Lose Money! Please Buy This Obsolete Junk!

by Michael Park

Windows. You either love them or hate them. Some see them as an invaluable way to let light into an otherwise darkened home while others see them as 3ft x 5ft invasions of their privacy. There are many types of window. Sash, double glazed, casement, transom, going all the way up to the stately bay [...]

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Badvertising: Hotel Derek Does It With Criminal Damage

by Michael Park

Badvertising likes nothing better than seeing the breakdown of an advertising executive portrayed through their adverts. It heartens us to see people so devoid of creative talent making adverts which are actually supposed to be designed to sell a service but leave the target audience feeling more bemused than Lindsay Lohan’s gynaecologist. The world needs [...]

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Badvertising: Is This The Pinnacle Of Human Invention?

by Michael Park

Stop! That’s enough! This has gone on long enough! The world is coming to an end next year and this is the best we can come up with? This is the pinnacle of human endeavour? The human race has been on this planet for so many years that to think about it in any great [...]

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Badvertising: Cohabitation & Why It’s Not That Funny

by Michael Park

Hello, readers! There’s a Royal Wedding tomorrow! I’m sure you’ve missed most of the coverage though, the press and media have decided to be quite low-key in their build up to the nuptials and have decided just to show the odd quick snippet of footage just to remind people that it’s actually happening. Here at [...]

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Want To Be The Next Voice Of The Bodyform Commercials? Let Us Help!

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Remember the lady, falling from an aeroplane while a voice screamed “WHOOOOOAAA! BODYFORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOU!” Remember? Of course you do. It was one of the most iconic commercials of the ’90s. Well, if you’ve ever sang along and figured that you’d be a really great Bodyform singer, there’s some good news for you! That’s [...]

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Badvertising: A Situation Situated Between Bristol Palin And The Situation

by Kris Silver

Poor old Bristol Palin, she’s got a shotgun wielding nutcase of a mother, had a child with a man who has neck so red that it can’t be seen by the naked eye and, unbelievably, she failed to win some shoddy yank spin-off of Strictly Come Dancing. In what can only be seen as an [...]

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Badvertising: Iceland Ruins Christmas

by Kris Silver

Iceland isn’t exactly the greatest country in the world. It has no money whatsoever, has a volcano with an unpronounceable name that brought most of Europe to a standstill and is home to Bjork, that weird faced thing what tortures cats and pretends its music. As far as countries go, Iceland’s a right bastard. Even [...]

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Beyonce’s New Perfume Advert Will Definitely Make You Think Impure Thoughts

by Mof Gimmers

If you have even the vaguest trace of a pulse, then there’s a strong chance you fancy Beyonce Knowles. Even if you’re a massive racist, you probably still would. Well, if you think she’s looked hot in the past, brace yourself to become full-on aroused. Her advert for her new perfume, called ‘Heat’, is sexually [...]

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