Office work = boring. We all know this, yet loads of us still do it.

But why bother, when you could just kill yourself? Well, maybe that’s a bit far, so instead why not just play the game Five Minutes to Kill Yourself? It manages to tick the right boxes – you work in an office, you’re pissed off, you want to kill yourself. Textbook.

Travelling around the workplace you can talk to people, pick stuff up and interact with objects, all with the goal being to stop yourself from being alive. It’s quite funny, if we do say so ourselves. It’s also very simple and a great timewaster – though only in five minute blocks.

Play it and help suppress the fantasies of actually killing yourself.

Play It Here:

Five Minutes to Kill Yourself

We haven’t been paid to say this, but we love Adult Swim so much that we want to wrap ourselves up in it and go to sleep.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Morel Orel, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast To Coast – we could happily watch episodes of all of those on an oppressively large TV screen for the rest of our lives. And now we’ve got the chance to give you a bunch of Adult Swim stuff, so pay attention. We’ve got five Adult Swim goody bags to give away, each containing:

*An Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-shirt

*A squishy Aqua Teen Hunger Force stress ball thing

*A grey Adult Swim mobile phone cover that looks like a hoody

*Some stickers

Interested? Of course you are. And to win your Adult Swim goody bag, just watch the video above and answer this question:

What’s the name of the monkey?

Email your answers – with the subject line ‘Mr Peterson’ – to hello@hecklerspray.com as soon as you can along with your name and address, and we’ll pick two winners at random at some point next week. UK readers only, please. Good luck.