Thousands of idiots around the globe saw the advert which gave us plebs the chance to be in the employ of Charlie Sheen – a man who is acting like his brain has melted like an ice-pop on a sun-filled windowsill and possessor of eyes like rotten marrow.

‘Yeah!’ everyone thought, ‘That seems like it’ll be kinda funny!’ Funny ’til he has you locked in a cupboard, fearing for your life while he pops heart-attack pills and trashes a hotel suite with his tiny little thumping fists.

But anyway, apply you all did, leaving many hopeful that they could bask in his soon to depart spotlight. And how are you doing? Did you make Round 2? Unlikely, unless of course, you’re an adult actress like Isis Taylor, who proudly crowed about her getting to the next round of the Tiger Blood internship contest.