Articles tagged with: Adolf Hitler
Oh Dear, Michael Jackson Praised Hitler!
There is a book coming out called The Michael Jackson Tapes, and it looks set to send a few jaws hurtling towards the floor, then shattering, whilst eyes pop out on stalks, then go back in again. Kind of like in cartoons. Because, in the book, the crazy melty-clownface, during an interview with a learned Oxford University rabbi, thought he'd explain his admiration for Adolf Hitler, list a few women he could probably have done it with had he felt like it, and, at one point, he thought it would be wise to give a pair of child murderers a great big hug. Oh dear, Michael. Oh dear. It was all going so well, with the new single coming out, then the film of the build up to his big comeback tour. But now, it looks like a big turd is about to be smudged on the Jackson memories.
There is a book coming out called The Michael Jackson Tapes, and it looks set to send a few jaws hurtling towards the floor, then shattering, whilst eyes pop out on stalks, then go back in again. Kind of like in cartoons. Because, in the book, the crazy melty-clownface, during an interview with a learned Oxford University rabbi, thought he'd explain his admiration for Adolf Hitler, list a few women he could probably have done it with had he felt like it, and, at one point, he thought it would be wise to give a pair of child murderers a great big hug. Oh dear, Michael. Oh dear. It was all going so well, with the new single coming out, then the film of the build up to his big comeback tour. But now, it looks like a big turd is about to be smudged on the Jackson memories.
Tom Cruise & Hitler’s Globe Virtually Embroiled In Strange Legal Action!
Hitler had a face that only a mother could love - a blind, drunk mother whose eyeballs were probably in the bottom of a reservoir somewhere filled with cataracts. As far as our top five list of attractive dictators goes, Hitler's not even on it. You know who is though? General Mao. Sure he was mean, but he had the jaw-line of a god. Adolf was ugly alright - but don't tell that to Eva Braun. She used to lick sugar off his greasy cheek bones (Germans think that's an exfoliator). Imagine how dumb she'd feel once she found out he was ugly. Hideous as he was, though, Hitler apparently had good taste in globes. And that, through a series of strange events, now has Tom Cruise hovering on the brink of a huge gaping lawsuit.
Hitler had a face that only a mother could love - a blind, drunk mother whose eyeballs were probably in the bottom of a reservoir somewhere filled with cataracts. As far as our top five list of attractive dictators goes, Hitler's not even on it. You know who is though? General Mao. Sure he was mean, but he had the jaw-line of a god. Adolf was ugly alright - but don't tell that to Eva Braun. She used to lick sugar off his greasy cheek bones (Germans think that's an exfoliator). Imagine how dumb she'd feel once she found out he was ugly. Hideous as he was, though, Hitler apparently had good taste in globes. And that, through a series of strange events, now has Tom Cruise hovering on the brink of a huge gaping lawsuit.
